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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 8, 2006 2:36:41 GMT -6
The ancient god of the underworld then intervenes; not only is he not a planet anymore but some old cartoon character that sounds like his name... well, sounds like his name... and his name isn't being used... except for the planet that's not a planet anymore. Pluto, god of the underworld, kills Logan and then finally snaps and has a psychotic episode and believes he's Pluto as Mickey Mouse's dog. Naturally he becomes very silly and generally doglike and soon starts playing like mad with every dog he can find, including Dexter. Which... um, it should lead... to... logically leads to... gir, getting nowhere. A random maniac in a speedo saws off Logan's head with a chainsaw! I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Nov 8, 2006 15:22:45 GMT -6
fortunately, right before the random maniac could kill Logan, he is arrested by the grammar police for failing to capitalize the word Perestroika, which Logan can now write in both Latin and Cyrillic alphabets (ïåðåñòðîèêà). With the Russians on his side, Logan is able to bomb his enemies into radioactive oblivion and then throw them into a black hole. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 12, 2006 1:23:23 GMT -6
But then the Russians as usual skimped safety protocols and five minutes later the universe...
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Post by zoel on Nov 12, 2006 21:08:28 GMT -6
turned into a giant orange
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 13, 2006 22:26:45 GMT -6
But then the apples all got jeleous...
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Post by zoel on Nov 14, 2006 8:20:29 GMT -6
so they decided to crucify the orange.
unfortunately, the orange didn't have any arms or legs so they couldn't figure out how to nail it to a cross.
eventually they decided to just...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 15, 2006 14:15:19 GMT -6
Peel and and squeeze it to concentrate...
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Post by zoel on Nov 15, 2006 15:21:54 GMT -6
but then someone started eating the orange peels, leading to....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 22, 2006 1:23:32 GMT -6
I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Nov 22, 2006 14:39:57 GMT -6
But then Logan drops out of college in order to pursue a career as a lumberjack. ![](http://www.owczarek.com.pl/blog/wp-content/images/2006/2006-08-22%20Monty%20Python%20Lumberjack%20song.jpg) ![](http://weluvducsoha.googlepages.com/ira.png)
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 30, 2006 19:49:14 GMT -6
The eco freaks burn the lumberjacks, and the Wasau Lumberjacks are smashed by some other football team (obviously not M------). I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Dec 31, 2006 14:20:46 GMT -6
but then a freak accident causes all of M------'s football players to mutate into cave trolls M------ wins the state football championship and ![](http://weluvducsoha.googlepages.com/ira.png)
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 29, 2007 17:46:22 GMT -6
Andrew finally gets a notebook to start Genius Wars volume 6! Andrew draws himself shooting Logan. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 30, 2007 14:42:07 GMT -6
Logan steals the notebook and uses it to swat flies ![](http://weluvducsoha.googlepages.com/ira.png)
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 8, 2007 20:45:24 GMT -6
One of the flies turns out to be a hornet and Logan is immediatly swarmed and stung to a painful death. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Feb 9, 2007 22:46:04 GMT -6
Logan incorporates the venom of the wasps into his body becoming... (wasp) Logan. (wasp) Logan lays an egg in Andrew's brain that soon hatches eating Andrew alive and finally emerging to take over the world ![](http://weluvducsoha.googlepages.com/ira.png)
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 11, 2007 14:21:24 GMT -6
(Wasp) Logan is accidentally ends up in Zoel's Greenhouse where Russell blows him up with an aresol can. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Feb 12, 2007 3:57:03 GMT -6
the greenhouse effect causes global warming... Logan builds a giant greenhouse in space that surrounds the earth, causing it to overheat thereby causing a giant hurricane in December that kills Andrew when he is in Louisiana visiting his relatives. ![](http://weluvducsoha.googlepages.com/ira.png)
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 16, 2007 12:24:34 GMT -6
Global warming has been going on for a long time on Venus, where it gets so hot that it finally explodes sending a giant shock wave through the solar system, destroying life on Earth and any spaceships nearby, including the one Logan was on. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Feb 16, 2007 22:13:44 GMT -6
no, because me and my spaceship were off in another galaxy ![](http://weluvducsoha.googlepages.com/ira.png)
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 20, 2007 13:04:10 GMT -6
Then that other galaxy is attacked by evil space meese from the seventeenth and a half dimension. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Feb 20, 2007 20:03:42 GMT -6
Hmm... meese from the 17-1/2th dimension... That would make them fractals. Andrew is eaten by the mandelbrot set. ![](http://weluvducsoha.googlepages.com/ira.png)
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 8, 2007 0:30:08 GMT -6
You've... used that exact argument before... Andrew uses... Eh, I'm so tired right now it's at the point where you actually feel nausous. Andrew throws up over Logan, who is so distracted he falls off the catwalk and into a random meat grinder. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 8, 2007 7:02:36 GMT -6
Logan is made into sausages and eaten by people from all around the world. ![](http://weluvducsoha.googlepages.com/ira.png)
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 11, 2007 21:08:59 GMT -6
Including dogs I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 18, 2007 11:45:22 GMT -6
the dogs then undergo a massive increase in intelligent, thereby becoming cats and tear Andrew to pieces with their claws.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 20, 2007 21:55:48 GMT -6
Since the world is then ruled by cats everyone is forced to be independent everyone does things for themselves, which of course does not work at all for the rest of humanity and the Earth subsequently implodes in a most violent fashion. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 21, 2007 16:22:03 GMT -6
logan uses the smoldering remains of earth to cook marshmellows
I RULE ALL
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Post by The Radical Communist on Mar 21, 2007 21:28:51 GMT -6
Andrew steal's Andrew's bag of marshmellows and throws them into the campfire and makes that thing happen when marshmellows catch on fire and expand. Andrew laughs as Logan has no more marshmellows and then shoves him into the fire. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 22, 2007 14:05:06 GMT -6
Andrew stole his own bag of marshmallows? Andrew is found to have both kleptomania and multiple personality disorder. Andrew steals all of his pairs of clean underwear and has to wear dirty ones. ![](http://weluvducsoha.googlepages.com/ira.png)
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