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Post by zoel on Jun 11, 2006 16:18:50 GMT -6
but since his insurance didn't cover it, he had to pay for the replacement of his small village out of pocket and quickly went bankrupt.
the possum being bankrupt decided to play dead, but unfortunately he did too good a job and actually died
the rotting carcass attracts flies one of which then flies in Andrew's brain and eats it.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 21, 2006 0:08:00 GMT -6
Then one day, while Russel forces Logan to go fishing, he catches a dogfish... The sheer amount of stupidity causes Logan's brain to melt. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jun 21, 2006 20:16:31 GMT -6
(melted) Logan is used as a butter substitute
I rule all (toast)
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 30, 2006 17:31:05 GMT -6
You horrible malicious bastard! (Bastard) Logan is denied the throne. Andrew raises an army and conquers the kingdom and kills Logan anyways. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jul 1, 2006 11:45:35 GMT -6
I have no father?
(spontanously generated by the force) Logan becomes the most powerful jedi in the universe and kills Andrew
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 8, 2006 12:21:55 GMT -6
Andrew grows up and becomes a screenwriter. (Screenwriter) Andrew writes Logan into the script as a watermelon. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jul 9, 2006 21:08:00 GMT -6
(watermelon) Logan squashes (grape) andrew
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 10, 2006 14:01:19 GMT -6
But as this happens it turns out that Pastor Mike (evil) is not in fact conbobulating an evil plan but is watching these events unfold, and is inevitably reminded of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory. Mike gets nightmares about being sucked up chocolate tubes and turning into a blueberry... When he awakens he has been driven mad. So mad in fact that he actually sides with Andrew and makes a giant "laser" to kill Logan. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jul 11, 2006 9:17:48 GMT -6
(Mini) Pastor Evil becomes good and joins Logan.
Togather, they overcome almost impossible odds, destroy the "laser" and only escape from Pastor Evil's secret lair seconds before it explodes, killing all inside.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 20, 2006 11:51:07 GMT -6
But then it is discovered that this world is the one that Will Wright happened to visit in his recent demonstration of Spore... Seeing as how Logan's world has become a rather nice looking asteroid belt, Andrew kills... um, Bill Gates and subsequently rules the world. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jul 21, 2006 20:16:54 GMT -6
Unfortunately, Andrew killed Bill Gates before he was able to invent Windows... Everyone is forced to use macs! Giant hordes of mac-using zombies storm Andrew's palace and burn him. Steve Jobs rules all.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 29, 2006 10:40:55 GMT -6
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! In a moment of insanity Andrew eats celery. The universe explodes. It was pretty funny. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jul 29, 2006 20:17:32 GMT -6
While eating at the Restaurant at the end of the unverse, Logan is greeted by Marvin, who is now 15 times older than the universe itself. Logan gives Marvin a point of view gun and points him in the direction of Andrew's Army I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 1, 2006 21:40:53 GMT -6
But then Andrew grabs the point of view gun, and everyone sees things from Andrew's point of view. The universe having exploded two times in a row, the editors decided that this was simply getting ridiculus, and to quickly solve the matter (ed) Andrew simply grabbed a spork and stab Logan's editor with it. I rule all. But hey, at least everyone in the universe doesn't see things from my point of view...
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Post by zoel on Aug 2, 2006 17:20:56 GMT -6
Suddenly the spork mutates into the ecofeminazi kritik I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 12, 2006 22:15:08 GMT -6
Ah! Not the ecofeminazi kritick! Andrew drowns the ecofeminazi kritick in a bucket of its own piss. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 14, 2006 16:38:55 GMT -6
the ecofeminazi kritik argues that andrew's actions are patriarchical and therefore lead to nuclear war i rule all
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 18, 2006 9:11:48 GMT -6
So? I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 18, 2006 11:03:47 GMT -6
so giant nuclear cockroaches eat you I RULE ALL
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Post by The Radical Communist on Aug 20, 2006 23:02:36 GMT -6
Desperatly Andrew grabs the largest can of Bug-Killer he can find. But it is to no avail. But suddenly the bug is revealed to be no match for the Men in Black. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 21, 2006 7:09:24 GMT -6
Who, being good, are naturally on Logan's side.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 31, 2006 0:06:39 GMT -6
Ian was on Logan's side... But wait, what does that say about Mini?... Mini catches the flu and via a freak mutation it becomes a Mini virus making all who are infected with it short and have high squeaky voices and the like. Andrew, not being human, is naturally immune. Andrew vs. the Mini-people... I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 31, 2006 11:18:20 GMT -6
Logan temporarily joins forces with Andrew to defeat the Mini-virus After activiating the halos and destroying all life in the universe so that the Minis have nothing more to infect, Logan kills Andrew and builds a utopian society built upon the triple virtues of democracy, free-speech, and free icecream for all.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 1, 2006 10:07:20 GMT -6
Mr. Neutron eats all of the ice cream. With one of his triple virtues destroyed, Logan's empire quickly crubmles and Andrew comes to power by virtue that any who disobey are sent to the Room With a Moose! I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 1, 2006 12:18:50 GMT -6
"are those... walnuts?"
Everyone goes to the other side of the bus to avoid Andrew
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 6, 2006 13:06:15 GMT -6
Andrew then jumps off the bus and everyone else gets sent to the Room With a Moose. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 6, 2006 16:41:10 GMT -6
but at the last moment andrew discovers he was reading the chart wrong and it is in fact he who is going to the room with the moose and everyone else is going back to earth
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 12, 2006 20:23:08 GMT -6
Deposited in the Room with a Moose, Andrew screams about radioactive toast. The Moose keeps chewing walnuts. Suddenly while (ed) Logan isn't looking (ed) Andrew quickly draws a door in the room that allows the Moose to escape into the outside world...
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Post by zoel on Sept 13, 2006 12:35:59 GMT -6
Logan sets the dragon (from Nagol Storybook) on the moose I rule all
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 15, 2006 23:27:46 GMT -6
But then...
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