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Post by The Admin on Nov 10, 2004 20:34:01 GMT -6
Here are the facts....
They have a boring dad, and ugly brother and posted something under the name of swanson They love worlin They love math They are in debate
Personally I'm leaning towards Sarah Maymer, but it could be anyone
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 10, 2004 22:26:21 GMT -6
awwww.....i have a whole category.....that's so cute....and just to set the record straight....i don't love worlin and i don't love math...however, i do love sarcasm....
ps....i'm sure ethan Maymer would be flattered to hear you think he's ugly and sarah Maymer's dad would love to know you think he's boring
hey genius logan, ever think it could be an insider??
TRUST NO ONE
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Post by The Admin on Nov 11, 2004 19:26:54 GMT -6
More facts:
Maymer denies she is New York Patty, but says she knows who it is and set them to the task of hitting on BC. She also suggested it might be someone who was in debate a former year. Worlin is offically a suspect after implicating himself, reminding us of the radical communist, and after NY Pattie commented on grammer. Only Worlin complains about people's grammer. Oh, and NY pattie has either been on the board before or has a lot of free time, because they apparently read all seven pages of the meep thread.
Also, New York Patty is now offically a member of weluvducosha, because I added them to the memeber's page.
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Post by The Admin on Nov 11, 2004 19:37:35 GMT -6
Also, they're probably in one of pawlicki's classes.
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Post by The Admin on Nov 11, 2004 19:50:19 GMT -6
They dislike Jerrie... that really narrows it down a lot!
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Post by The Admin on Nov 11, 2004 19:52:55 GMT -6
For being witty and insightful, Jeremy [aka the plastic monkey] is now a suspect. I apologize in advance to Jeremy for including him on the same list of suspects as Sarah Maymer, but it had to be done.
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 11, 2004 20:19:09 GMT -6
so jeremy is witty and insightful and therefore a suspect....
that implies that i am witty and insightful!!! thank you, that's rather nice of you
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 11, 2004 21:24:25 GMT -6
it's all in the name
rearrange the letters think food think puke
do not eat, sleep, or function, unti you figure it out
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 12, 2004 8:29:24 GMT -6
hmmm....it's 9:30....and i am posting....what could that mean??? what?? a 2nd hour tiempo libre?
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Post by Big Bad Wolf on Nov 12, 2004 8:41:18 GMT -6
Hey guess what…im a new addition, all thanks to new york pattie. So I am sitting in this class with Pattie…its great fun. Worlin is totally the hottest thing ever…. , yeah so talk to ya all soon
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 12, 2004 8:50:37 GMT -6
so now i have another convert, does that make me a cleve molestor?
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Post by The Admin on Nov 13, 2004 20:53:44 GMT -6
If you'd like...
Oh, and (TheGirl) is offically a suspect, but Sarah M. did not tell us it was her.
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Post by Maymer on Nov 13, 2004 20:55:00 GMT -6
that's not fair
she'll know it was me
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Post by The Admin on Nov 13, 2004 21:03:11 GMT -6
For having the exact same IP address as New York Pattie, Maymer is once again the cheif suspect.
Congratulations!
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 13, 2004 21:14:42 GMT -6
unless of course Maymer (me) is trying to get someone off the hook by using the name new york pattie
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 13, 2004 21:18:20 GMT -6
or there is of course the possibility that i (johnny) was merely posting under Maymer's name
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Post by The Admin on Nov 14, 2004 14:15:58 GMT -6
Or not... Johnny uses century tel, you use GTE... they're completely different. Either a third person is impersonating both of you, Johnny is using Sarah's computer, or Sarah is New York Pattie. Want to know which one I'd put odds on?
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Post by The Admin on Nov 14, 2004 14:17:04 GMT -6
oh, and 'johnny' should be capitalized.
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Post by The Admin on Nov 14, 2004 14:47:01 GMT -6
New York Pattie is and always has been Sarah Maymer!
Once again, Congratulations, Sarah! it was fun while it lasted, you outwitted both Swanson and I and exceeded my general expectations of your capacities!
In retrospect: I apologize to Sarah M. for underestimating her. I apologize to Jeremy H. for accusing him of being Sarah M. I apologize to (TheGirl) for suspecting her of being sneaky and underhanded for the second time. I apologize to BC for nothing!
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 14, 2004 21:44:17 GMT -6
I congratulate you ZOel, you have managed to both insult me and compliment me in one controversial statement. You proclaimed that I exceeded your general expectations of my capacities. That statement implies that you thought I was stupid in the first place. Second of all, you also insult me by apologizing to Jeremy for accusing him of being me. I'm not stupid; you're saying that Jeremy is too intelligent to be me, and you are sorry for calling Jeremy stupid by thinking he was me. All of this is merely circumlocution all pointing back to the fact that you think I'm too stupid to fool you. Well, I did fool you, and if it weren't for IP addresses, it would have taken you quite a lot longer to reach your conclusion. After you saw that my IP address matched, I knew you had solved the puzzle, and it was only a matter of time before you knew for sure. Because of this, I decided to leave one last clue for you to ensure my identity. I congratulate you for cracking that clue and finding my identity....but your previous post under this link is disgustingly contradictory. You apologize for underestimating me and then underestimate me once again by saying I'm too stupid to be Jeremy. Don't trust your assumptions Logan. You assume that by reaching my identity, that you have solved the puzzle. That is, of course, not the case. What is the relevence of New York Pattie? When I initially entered this website, it was purely on accident, but I had a purpose and a goal that I set out to accomplish. New York Pattie was the basis of that goal. Upon realizing the underlying personalities of some people, I realized that this objective was fundamentally useless. I am pleased with myself for fooling you, but I am also sickened by what I have come to learn. There are some things you just don't want to know...and I half wish I had never stumbled across this website in the first place.
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Post by The Admin on Nov 15, 2004 19:27:24 GMT -6
Anyways... Congratulations nonetheless!
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Post by The Admin on Nov 15, 2004 19:33:03 GMT -6
Four Words! See? See?
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Post by The Admin on Nov 15, 2004 19:45:16 GMT -6
I should be used to it by now; everyone hates me. They always have and they always will. I wonder from time to time why everyone hates me, but then I remember that it doesn't matter because even if I figured it out they would still hate me. Perhaps I could change my ways, reform, become a better person. Then again, most likely someone would hate me for being too perfect. This being said, I have devised an alternate solution: acceptance. It takes time, and money, but I hagve gradually come to the conclusion that all things considered there is no greater hope for me then to realize everyone hates me. It doesn't matter what I do, they'll still hate me. Come to think of it, that means it doesn't matter what I do! I can do whatever I want, everyone will still hate me anyways. I realize you may think I'm over reacting. You may even hate me for being so silly, self-indulgent and foolish. Don't worry, I'm used to it by now. In fact, I'm perfectly all right with all this. After all, I hate me more then anyone else and with good reason. Why should it bother me if people with slightly less knowledge and slightly poorer reasons hate me slightly less? All things considered I might as well leave well-enough be. There is one caveat, however. I refuse to hate other people. To be perfectly and totally honest, something which is literally impossible, I refuse to spend my time and money hating people. I haven't got all that much time and money to begin with. Feel free to hate me, but don't expect me to returnt the favor, it costs too much and I'm to cheap and lazy. Thank-you.
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Post by The Admin on Nov 15, 2004 19:46:05 GMT -6
Eh, still not as long as yours...
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 16, 2004 16:57:10 GMT -6
worlin!! what was the name of that movie you told me to rent?? doctor love bomb or something like that?
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Post by The Admin on Nov 16, 2004 19:32:39 GMT -6
Dr. Strangelove! Even I know that!
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Nov 17, 2004 18:35:09 GMT -6
That movie is so damn hilarious! Really I love it!
"Gentlemen, there is no fighting in the war room!"
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Post by The Admin on Nov 17, 2004 20:24:23 GMT -6
"The big board! I saw him trying to take pictures of the big board!" ;D
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Post by ionix on Nov 18, 2004 8:37:26 GMT -6
if you don't get the FUCK off of here, I will be forced to remove you forcefully.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Nov 18, 2004 20:51:40 GMT -6
you will be forced to remove me forcefully....really, that's not redundant.
ohh, and what's mr. "high cleve" person going to do?
yeah, that's right, the unwholesome duc doesn't have moderator powers!! only logan does! thank goodness for small miracles
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