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Post by ionix on Apr 28, 2005 13:26:09 GMT -6
I must apologize to a good friend of mine, one Mr. S------, (formerly but no longer known as Swanson). When I was talking yesterday, I (mistakingly and very stupidly) said a bnch of things about people, meaning to be funny and as everyone seems to insult each other often in this messed-up little world of weluvducsoha, I believed at the second it would be fine. I was wrong. Let's get the story straight: It was self-defense. He did not just haul off and attack someone, and I myself never wholly believed that he had just attacked someone. I know he must of been provoked by the assholes who were messing with him. And so, I get down on my knees (not in a sexually implicit way), and with all truth humbly apologize for the horrible things I said yesterday, and hope I am forgiven. As for me, I am a fuck-head. A big, stupid, fuck-head. And the one whom I insulted can have "Ian is a fuck-head" as his signature if he wants.
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Post by name on Apr 28, 2005 13:28:02 GMT -6
i thought boards like this were censored?
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Post by theoogliemonkey on Apr 28, 2005 13:33:43 GMT -6
Don't worry about it. Stupid mistakes I can handle, because god knows I've made more than my fair share. It's blows that come from friends, at your time of greatest need, that cannot be forgiven or forgotten. It's gone, and you've said it wasn't true, so it can never be used against me, so long as you're sincere, and god I hope so because I'm trusting that you are, it's totally forgiven.
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Post by ionix on Apr 28, 2005 13:37:58 GMT -6
Good, because it's really been bugging the hell out of me for a while...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Apr 30, 2005 20:19:06 GMT -6
It's a good thing that boys aren't as catty as girls are.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 21, 2005 21:07:12 GMT -6
Females are indeed viscious creatures...
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Post by lim on May 23, 2005 7:02:17 GMT -6
I feel that this thread deserves not to be spammed because it shows that Ionix has compassion and that Swanson and Maymer actually might have a little bit.
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Post by newyorkpattie on May 24, 2005 17:31:09 GMT -6
I agree, females are vicious creatures...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 30, 2005 15:10:34 GMT -6
Why do you silly people bother with compassion?
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Post by zoel on May 30, 2005 21:24:34 GMT -6
It is a fundimental human flaw, Mr Worlynn
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 31, 2005 12:31:28 GMT -6
Hmm, why don't we kill humanity then?
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Post by zoel on Jun 5, 2005 21:48:47 GMT -6
Because there is no "we"...
There is only one of you, BC, and you lack the motivation to do anything... much less exterminate an entire race of beings that reproduces faster than most cockroaches.
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Post by theoogliemonkey on Jun 6, 2005 20:26:27 GMT -6
Silly worlin. Any psycho with a gun can kill people, and be a complete foaming psychopath, completely rulled by hatred. What really takes skill, and what really brings evil into the world are the people who take the time to weave elabrate schemes, and do so, not for fame or recognition, but silently in the dark, always providing a fascade of kindness and compassion to escape capture, and the subsequent end of the harm they can secretely manifest. We bother with compassion, not because we feel it, but simply because it provides us cost free cover.
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Post by zoel on Jun 9, 2005 21:50:52 GMT -6
::evilgrin::
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 5, 2005 19:24:06 GMT -6
::veryevilgrin::
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Post by zoel on Jul 13, 2005 21:01:32 GMT -6
::startslaughingaveryevillaughandrollingonthefloor::
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 6, 2005 15:16:23 GMT -6
::thenpullsoutbazookaandblowspenguinawaythatwasabouttokillLogan::
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Post by [inferior to pancakes]man on Dec 14, 2005 9:55:10 GMT -6
I would like to apologize for lying. I actually did have sexual relations with that woman.
But only once....
A week....
For about a year....
Or more.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 16, 2005 22:08:26 GMT -6
I will not apologize for moving the pencil sharpener to the end of the Sudenese trash compactor.
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Post by zoel on Jan 8, 2007 23:22:26 GMT -6
I would like to apologize for not apologizing for the thing I am about to not apologize for.
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