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Post by NI4NI on Oct 31, 2004 13:54:42 GMT -6
Hey can someone in great detail tell me the motivation and convictions of this religion.
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Post by The Admin on Oct 31, 2004 21:23:51 GMT -6
Weluvducsoha, or the cult of HWSNBNBHTBACII, is devoted to the service of HWSNBNBHTBACII, a deity generally symbolized as a great duck in the sky. The official position of the clergy of Weluvducsoha is that HWSNBN does not exist, but this does not prevent them from calling upon him for various services which include but are not limited to cursing, damning or otherwise injuring their enemies.
The final goals of the religon are fourfold. The first goal is similar to that of the hindu, to avoid getting reincarnated as a bug. The second is that of Buddha, to get a nap. The third and fourth are universal among religons, to retake jerusalem and conquer the world. Individual follwers of weluvducsoha can attain these goals either by following the dogmatic laws of weluvducsoha or by systimatically breaking them.
The cleve-people, as followers of weluvducsoha are called, recieve messages from HWSNBN in three ways. The first way is by revelation, when a member of the clergy has a vision given to him or her by HWSNBN. The second way is by reading the holy texts, books supposedly written by great past visionaries.
The weluvducsomonks are an order within weluvducsoha devoted to wearing yellow robes and writing mundane dogmatic laws.
Several groups have broken away from the original religion and formed their own beliefs based upon, but often inconsistant with the ideals of weluvducsoha. These include THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE PIE and the Rocker sect.
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 10, 2004 22:10:41 GMT -6
SOUNDS GREAT!! sign me up!! weluvducsoha finally shows me a pupose in life.....  |
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Post by The Admin on Nov 11, 2004 13:45:10 GMT -6
Yay! A Convert!  |
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Post by The Admin on Nov 11, 2004 13:47:57 GMT -6
I added you to the member's page [goto weluvducsoha.tripod.com and click on "members page"] You should register too, though. Then you get access to all kinds of neat stuff like a profile and private messaging! |
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 11, 2004 15:12:14 GMT -6
i didn't want my name to actually be new york pattie on my member name....it was merely a clue to help you figure out my identity....think candy
and besides, i don't want everyone to know who i am, b/c it's way more fun being able to speak my mind anonymously
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Post by The Admin on Nov 11, 2004 19:30:59 GMT -6
hmm... they used to have a machine that despensed new york patties for a quarter at queenie and ron's pizza...  |
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 11, 2004 20:36:41 GMT -6
you're on the right track.....but understanding the new york pattie clue is not something you have to be smart to decipher....in fact, you may not have the knowledge to decipher it....unless of course you have had some weird conversations with jerrie ceplina
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 12, 2004 8:36:58 GMT -6
enlightenment is very much needed, but the opportune time has passed, i apologize, but new york pattie is a puzzle you will never solve....my identity, maybe you will find it....the relevance of new york pattie....NEVER
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Post by Swanson on Nov 13, 2004 6:26:27 GMT -6
Ha ha ha Jonny. That really took a long time to figure that one out. You're busted.
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 13, 2004 14:21:24 GMT -6
i am that i may be
ps. it's Johnny not Jonny
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Nov 13, 2004 16:38:15 GMT -6
The funniest thing here is that in all actuallity I should be included as one of the likely canidates for this new york pattie person, if anyone remembers The Radical Communist...  |
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Post by The Admin on Nov 13, 2004 20:28:26 GMT -6
BC, I realize you're so egotisitical if you could be anyone else you wouldn't, but I never much thought of you as the type to hit on yourself, much less to describe yourself as hotter then melted butter... then again I could be wrong
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 13, 2004 21:08:38 GMT -6
all arrows pointing different directions
what is a genius to do??
decode this and it's all over for me
[r[[rt,omy [syyor od omgsvy mpy kpjmmu niu jrt grrn;r p;f frnsyr [stymrt dstsj ,s,rt
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Post by The Admin on Nov 14, 2004 14:42:19 GMT -6
gee...
this took me nearly ten minutes to figure out, you are indeed a master spy!
replace each symbol with that one to its left on the keyboard revealing the following message...
And you cited us on our grammer!
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Post by ionix on Nov 16, 2004 8:45:56 GMT -6
I personally don't give a fuck anymore.
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Post by The Admin on Nov 16, 2004 19:28:46 GMT -6
That's a very bad attitude to take...
Apathy has killed better religions then ours.
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Post by ionix on Nov 17, 2004 8:25:07 GMT -6
Ours isn't a religion but a mad raving group!
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Post by The Admin on Nov 17, 2004 20:13:15 GMT -6
are you suggesting that madmen are immune to the devistating impacts of apathy on a society?
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Post by ionix on Nov 18, 2004 8:33:33 GMT -6
I'm saying it's okay to be apathetic because this religion is not one.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Nov 18, 2004 20:44:56 GMT -6
As interesting as your point is, the entire focus of this website is religion. There's even a freaking religious hierarchy....you can't deny that this is a religion!! That's like saying Johnny isn't the pope. (which she should be b/c I love Johnny) Back to the point, you show nothing but hostility in all your quotes you unwholesome duc.
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Nov 19, 2004 18:31:51 GMT -6
Wow it's getting intense around her...there may have to be another civil uprsiing..
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Post by The Admin on Nov 19, 2004 20:26:56 GMT -6
Nonsense, Ionix's problem is apathy; apathetic people don't start uprisings.
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Post by ionix on Nov 19, 2004 20:35:25 GMT -6
If I want to fucking be apathetic, I will! And I'll cause an uprising!
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Post by The Admin on Nov 20, 2004 19:45:31 GMT -6
you can do one or the other, but not both.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Nov 20, 2004 21:50:40 GMT -6
i think Ian just took my freshpersonness away from me....he's proved he is worthy of it time and time again...
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Nov 21, 2004 16:42:03 GMT -6
Trust me Ms. May, NO ONE will ever take away your freshperson ness, though Ionix is getting DANGEROUSLY close to becoming a competitor
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Post by newyorkpattie on Nov 21, 2004 18:21:11 GMT -6
awww! thanx...i was worried there for a second.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 11, 2005 16:47:46 GMT -6
Remember, you signed your soul to the Wemonks, and are officially recorded as CP Freshperson.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Feb 11, 2005 17:57:07 GMT -6
oh well, worse things have happened (and will happen)
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