HCM Brain Candy
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The problem with the universe is you.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 25, 2005 12:30:55 GMT -6
(Pathetic) Logan dies! Andrew rules... Wait, this isn't Genius Wars. Anyways, Ianism sucks.
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Post by minim on Oct 18, 2005 13:09:37 GMT -6
You know what, Worlynn? YOUR MOM!
And your dad! And little brother! And pets! And any relatives you have!
Zing!
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Post by The Radical Communist on Oct 19, 2005 10:02:10 GMT -6
Oh yeah, well your freakin' rubber band!!
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Post by zoel on Dec 12, 2005 19:53:54 GMT -6
and his pencil sharpener too!
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Post by [inferior to pancakes]man on Dec 14, 2005 10:30:32 GMT -6
In the beginning, stuff happened.... It was good stuff..... Great stuff, even..... It's a long stretch, but it might have even been magical stuff! Anyway, because of a random sequence of dust particles, light energy, and other universe-restricted material crap, the earth was formed. Oh, and the other planets. Except Uranus! (Hee Hee Hee!)
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 16, 2005 23:31:56 GMT -6
In the begining a man was eating a piece of toast.
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Post by Malinak on Jan 3, 2006 10:38:52 GMT -6
And out of the radioactive and soggy crumbs, the universe was formed.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 5, 2006 15:27:56 GMT -6
Er... somewhat, but not quite. I'm still not done with "The Beginning," a document that details the creation of the world (and a couple other stuff).
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Post by Malinak on Jan 6, 2006 10:42:48 GMT -6
I see the flaw. However, it is necessary to state something rather than nothing at all.
'Cuz it's arbitrary day!
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 6, 2006 23:46:19 GMT -6
On the countrary, there is much to be said about nothing.
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Post by Marco Malinak on Jan 9, 2006 10:33:47 GMT -6
Ianism does suck. And so does the leader of Ianism and his Mini.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 14, 2006 21:18:49 GMT -6
Anyways... About 5000 cows...
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Post by Casade on Jan 16, 2006 7:09:25 GMT -6
are you serious!! what is that!!
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Post by zoel on Jan 16, 2006 10:16:41 GMT -6
the cows or Ians Mini? Mini-essay. Ian's Mini is a smaller version of Ian believed to have been cloned from a cell of Ian's toenail stolen from him by a small leperchaun when he was three years old. At the moment it is difficult to explain why exactly the cloning process did not create an exact replica of Ian, except to say that the cloned cell must have inhereited some of its qualities from its toe-origin. There is quite a bit about Ian's Mini which is rather toe-like. Besides being somewhat smaller than Ian, his Mini also wears glasses, which some observers have suggested are a facsimilie of Ian's toenail. While the glasses are slightly less opaque than a toenail, they are equally absurd-looking as anyone who has ever seen Ian's Mini can tell. Another intersting toe-like feature of Ian's Mini is the fact that he has a high-squeaky voice. While official opinions concerning the matter are of the belief that toes do not have voices, it is generally agreed that if they did have voices their voices would be high and squeaky. Cows have little or nothing in common with Ian's Mini. In the first place, cow's don't even have toes. Cows have hoofs, which may be likened to a single large toe with a thickened dark toenail, but that analogy rests too greatly on the proposition that all humans and cows are derived from the same ancestral toe-bearing species, a hypothesis which is seriously flawed since no one in the right mind wants to believe that we all descended from a race of beings that were most likely altogather way too much like Ian's Mini. For that matter, some have even attempted to declair the aforementioned Mini its own species specifically to avoid the awkward idea that it might be human. Another thing cows do not have in common with Ian's Mini is that they do not wear glasses. It is true that some pictures have been fradulently produced with cows wearing glasses (eg. nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/27/52/275209_1Funny-Cow-Wearing-Sunglasses-Picture-FunFry_com.jpg ) but most of these pictures are obviously frauds and furthermore do not have curly red hair and therefore cannot possibly be Ian or his Mini. As a final note, cows do not have high, squeaky voices. Indeed, anyone who has ever gone cow tipping can tell you that by far the most enjoyable part of the affair is the low bellow of the cow as it struggles to regain its feet while slipping in what is most likely a pile of its own excrements. Cow excraments should never be mistaken for the excrements of SWMNBN which are flaming and fall out of the sky onto people who do not believe in the true cleve, or who have seriously ticked off either an HCM, a MOHC, or a co-founder.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 23, 2006 13:22:59 GMT -6
5000 cows is, or was, my Halo 2 name (It's 80,000,000,000 cows now). It's so that when I kill someone, on their screen it goes "You were killed by 5000 cows" or "You were sniped by 5000 cows," and so on. It just conjures an image of a rampaging bovine hoarde, with snipers and rocket launchers. ;D
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Post by Casade on Jan 23, 2006 17:56:02 GMT -6
wow..that is soo discusting zoel...thanks for all the imagery..oh and the picture is just beautifully done!
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Post by zoel on Jan 25, 2006 20:01:59 GMT -6
lol, I actually started laughing aloud when I read that, Worlynn... people are looking at me funny now
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 11, 2006 14:32:40 GMT -6
Wow. I actually did something funny?
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Post by Blackberry the Tormentor on Mar 30, 2006 16:32:37 GMT -6
You smell like cabbage.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 19, 2006 12:17:50 GMT -6
And now I love the name 5000 cows so much I made it my screen name.
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conan
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Post by conan on Jan 9, 2008 10:44:33 GMT -6
Sex.
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Syd (formerly Ionix)
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Post by Syd (formerly Ionix) on Jan 9, 2008 18:37:18 GMT -6
If I may be so blunt... I know who zoel is (obviously), I know who BC is, But who is Swanson listed as? And what the hell are we supposed to be talking about?
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conan
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Post by conan on Jan 10, 2008 10:30:20 GMT -6
Again, this is something that the true Ian would know.
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