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Post by The Admin on Nov 30, 2004 21:53:36 GMT -6
[okay, this is like a 'continue the story' thread only not really. Post about the events that brought the world into being]
In the beginning... There was nothing... Then a quack was heard which echoed across the shapeless void for generations.. That quack was that of HWSNBNBHTBACII
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Post by ionix on Dec 21, 2004 11:36:12 GMT -6
SWSNBNBHTBACII.
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Post by The Admin on Dec 21, 2004 20:31:47 GMT -6
Yes, naturally we must be politically correct about the whole matter.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Dec 21, 2004 22:45:21 GMT -6
naturally
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Post by The Admin on Dec 22, 2004 19:47:25 GMT -6
Anyways, he/she decided to make a planet...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Dec 22, 2004 20:22:11 GMT -6
naturally
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Post by you smell like cabbage on Dec 26, 2004 18:58:33 GMT -6
and then he/she became awfully thirsty and decided to drink a nice refreshing beverage
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Post by The Admin on Dec 27, 2004 19:36:42 GMT -6
Coca-Cola, for example. But there was no Coca-Cola so he/she...
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Post by you smell like cabbage on Dec 27, 2004 23:08:19 GMT -6
had to settle for a pepsi.. which brought he/she to think...
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Post by The Admin on Dec 29, 2004 21:06:06 GMT -6
about that little girl in all the pepsi commericals...
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 9, 2005 17:12:56 GMT -6
Blasphemy! The world was created by great mold gods who were destroyed by the Evil Gorm. This is all blasphemy, the whole lot of it!
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Post by newyorkpattie on Feb 10, 2005 23:15:41 GMT -6
yay for evil gnomes killing people! afterall, i am the head gnome
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 11, 2005 7:32:28 GMT -6
Hmm, I don't think it matters as no one has continued posting this blasphemy for a while...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Feb 11, 2005 18:51:42 GMT -6
That doesn't change the fact that I am an evil gnome with power and i'm not afraid to abuse that power.
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Post by JerOD on Feb 12, 2005 11:40:54 GMT -6
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 12, 2005 16:39:05 GMT -6
Hey! is my line!
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Post by newyorkpattie on Feb 14, 2005 21:59:17 GMT -6
HEY.... ;D
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 16, 2005 20:27:01 GMT -6
( )
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Post by mini on Mar 7, 2005 14:26:23 GMT -6
Wow........How exciting......A battle of the little face icon thingamajiggers....................... this will be very ;D very great.........
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Lord of Thingamajiggers
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Post by Lord of Thingamajiggers on Mar 8, 2005 19:13:44 GMT -6
No, it will not
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Post by mini on Mar 10, 2005 15:02:04 GMT -6
>:(Whoever you are, you are wrong, so there. You cannot even begin to fathom just how destructive and fun this war of smileys will be. If you did understand, you would not have questioned me.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Mar 16, 2005 19:11:26 GMT -6
that's it...i'm checking the box that says "check this if you'll be adding code (or don't like smileys) you've ruined smileys for me Mini
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Post by zoel on Mar 18, 2005 18:49:58 GMT -6
: (
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HCM Brain Candy
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Supreme Overlord of TPWLP
The problem with the universe is you.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 27, 2005 16:35:27 GMT -6
:)
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Post by zoel on Apr 11, 2005 19:34:02 GMT -6
All of which was discovered to be entirely irrelevant to the creation of the universe. Having decided to ignore pretty much everything, CLVLND attempted to make Earth using wood putty and a bottle of rubber cement.
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HCM Brain Candy
High Cleve Person
Supreme Overlord of TPWLP
The problem with the universe is you.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 25, 2005 21:28:20 GMT -6
But the story soon ran into a roadblock, namly that it ceased to be...
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Post by ionix on Apr 27, 2005 10:02:47 GMT -6
real. Unfortunately, the duc deemed it necessary to reveal the truth to the humans, and the rest of the "holy text" seemed to babble on about potatoes and the number 41 (not 42).
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Post by mini on May 6, 2005 7:17:49 GMT -6
Hey Ionix, shut yer hole! You shouldn't babble, it's reserved for people without their &@!!$ in a ^|{#! You need to go away, before I taunt you a second time! You English K-nigget! Oh, and Maymer, by the way, :) :) :) :) :) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D :D :D >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( :( :( :( :( :( :o :o :o :o :o 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :P :P :P :P :P :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Post by mini on May 6, 2005 7:20:56 GMT -6
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Whew, gotta catch my breath here....) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hee hee hee hee hee hee hoo..... that was fun.
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Post by JerOD on May 7, 2005 11:08:55 GMT -6
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth didn't have any shape. And it was empty. Darkness was over the surface of the ocean. At that time, the ocean covered the earth. The Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. God said, "Let there be light." And there was light. God saw that the light was good. He separated the light from the darkness. God called the light "day." He called the darkness "night." There was evening, and there was morning. It was day one.
God said, "Let there be a huge space between the waters. Let it separate water from water." And that's exactly what happened. God made the huge space between the waters. He separated the water that was under the space from the water that was above it. God called the huge space "sky." There was evening, and there was morning. It was day two.
God said, "Let the water under the sky be gathered into one place. Let dry ground appear." And that's exactly what happened. God called the dry ground "land." He called the waters that were gathered together "oceans." And God saw that it was good. Then God said, "Let the land produce plants. Let them bear their own seeds. And let there be trees on the land that bear fruit with seeds in it. Let each kind of plant or tree have its own kind of seeds." And that's exactly what happened. The land produced plants. Each kind of plant had its own kind of seeds. The land produced trees that bore fruit with seeds in it. Each kind of tree had its own kind of seeds.
God saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning. It was day three.
God said, "Let there be lights in the huge space of the sky. Let them separate the day from the night. Let them serve as signs to mark off the seasons and the days and the years. Let them serve as lights in the huge space of the sky to give light on the earth." And that's exactly what happened. God made two great lights. He made the larger light to rule over the day. He made the smaller light to rule over the night. He also made the stars. 17God put the lights in the huge space of the sky to give light on the earth. 18He put them there to rule over the day and the night. He put them there to separate light from darkness.
God saw that it was good. 19And there was evening, and there was morning. It was day four.
God said, "Let the waters be filled with living things. Let birds fly above the earth across the huge space of the sky." So God created the great creatures of the ocean. He created every living and moving thing that fills the waters. He created all kinds of them. He created every kind of bird that flies. And God saw that it was good. 22God blessed them. He said, "Have little ones and increase your numbers. Fill the water in the oceans. Let there be more and more birds on the earth." There was evening, and there was morning. It was day five.
God said, "Let the land produce all kinds of living creatures. Let there be livestock, and creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals. Let there be all kinds of them." And that's exactly what happened. God made all kinds of wild animals. He made all kinds of livestock. He made all kinds of creatures that move along the ground. And God saw that it was good. Then God said, "Let us make man in our likeness. Let them rule over the fish in the waters and the birds of the air. Let them rule over the livestock and over the whole earth. Let them rule over all of the creatures that move along the ground." So God created man in his own likeness. He created him in the likeness of God. He created them as male and female.
God blessed them. He said to them, "Have children and increase your numbers. Fill the earth and bring it under your control. Rule over the fish in the waters and the birds of the air. Rule over every living creature that moves on the ground." Then God said, "I am giving you every plant on the face of the whole earth that bears its own seeds. I am giving you every tree that has fruit with seeds in it. All of them will be given to you for food. "I am giving every green plant to all of the land animals and the birds of the air for food. I am also giving the plants to all of the creatures that move on the ground. I am giving them to every living thing that breathes." And that's exactly what happened. God saw everything he had made. And it was very good. There was evening, and there was morning. It was day six.
So the heavens and the earth and everything in them were completed. By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing. So on the seventh day he rested from all of his work. God blessed the seventh day and made it holy. He rested on it. After he had created everything, he rested from all of the work he had done.
-Genesis 1:1-2:3 (New International Reader's Version)
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