Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times.

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Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Mar 28, 2005 21:42:42 GMT -6

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Let's start with how his mom has lived in about 20 different places.

And the one about when he insulted a girl by saying she wasn't Einstein.

And the one about The Wiz which I was an unfortunate participant in.

And the one about the Line on the screen that he wasn't even there for

And the one about the debate round when I threatened to condemn his soul to eternal damnnation

And the one about his mother and his mother's mother and shannon all being cursed with the fate of being pastors' wives.

And the one about the car he crashed, which I was also involved in and which is rather funny.

And the whole speil about how if anyone besides Otter's brother cuts his hair it sticks up

...sigh, I must go now. I shall continue this later.

Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory?
Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so?
It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Mar 30, 2005 13:19:14 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 30, 2005 13:19:14 GMT -6 It was 37 not 20.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Apr 2, 2005 21:43:38 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Apr 2, 2005 21:43:38 GMT -6 add one to the number of times BC has reminded me of how often his mom moved.
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Apr 3, 2005 17:54:21 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 3, 2005 17:54:21 GMT -6 I didn't tell you the Einstien one 3 times
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Apr 3, 2005 20:34:18 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Apr 3, 2005 20:34:18 GMT -6 Correction: You don't remember telling me the Einstein one more then 3 times.
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

newyorkpattie Evil Power Monger Posts: 1,377	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Apr 16, 2005 14:46:23 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by newyorkpattie on Apr 16, 2005 14:46:23 GMT -6 Worlynn crashed a car?? I've never heard that story!! Someone tell it!
	i wake up to find it's another 4 aspirin morning & i dive in.i put on the same clothes i wore yesterday,when did society decide we have to change and wash a t-shirt after every individual use.if it's not dirty, i'm going to wear it.i take the stairs to the car and there's fog on the windows.i grip the wheel&all at once i realize,my life has become a boring pop song &everyone's singing along.

zoel
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Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Apr 17, 2005 15:59:50 GMT -6

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Dave S------, the guy who leads royal rangers at our chuch let us drive his car through the woods on a campout there. JonK did okay, although he did run over a little tiny 2 ft. high tree. Then they pull off the road, switch around, and BC gets to drive... big mistake. Anyways, it's a manual transmission; BC has a horrible time getting the car to actually move. Finally, he gets the car going, turns out onto the forest road... and keeps turning. Dave screames for him to hit the breaks; BC hits the accelerator. The car was in 1st gear. It's hard to get a car to go more then 25MPH in 1st gear. BC was going almost thirty. The car collides with a tree. After being towed out with a tracter and upon later inspection it is apparent there is a huge gash in the front of the car. A bemused Dave wonders if he will be able to salvage the radiator. No. Some time later the car is used in a demolition derby and is utterly wrecked.

Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory?
Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so?
It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

newyorkpattie Evil Power Monger Posts: 1,377	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Apr 17, 2005 22:47:36 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by newyorkpattie on Apr 17, 2005 22:47:36 GMT -6 HA HA HA!! I can't believe I've never heard that story! No wonder Worlynn is too afraid to get him temps!
	i wake up to find it's another 4 aspirin morning & i dive in.i put on the same clothes i wore yesterday,when did society decide we have to change and wash a t-shirt after every individual use.if it's not dirty, i'm going to wear it.i take the stairs to the car and there's fog on the windows.i grip the wheel&all at once i realize,my life has become a boring pop song &everyone's singing along.

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Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Apr 23, 2005 21:03:14 GMT -6

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Video games are far more important to me than driving...
Games like Black and White...
I've been in the computer room since 11 this morning, and other than going to the bathroom and taking the dog out I haven't left all day...

There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other.
I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Apr 29, 2005 20:16:35 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Apr 29, 2005 20:16:35 GMT -6 impressive and yet at the same time terrifying.
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

newyorkpattie Evil Power Monger Posts: 1,377	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Apr 30, 2005 19:49:14 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by newyorkpattie on Apr 30, 2005 19:49:14 GMT -6 utterly depressing.....if i could sit at my computer for hours and hours on end.....i still wouldn't.
	i wake up to find it's another 4 aspirin morning & i dive in.i put on the same clothes i wore yesterday,when did society decide we have to change and wash a t-shirt after every individual use.if it's not dirty, i'm going to wear it.i take the stairs to the car and there's fog on the windows.i grip the wheel&all at once i realize,my life has become a boring pop song &everyone's singing along.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. May 15, 2005 7:25:50 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 15, 2005 7:25:50 GMT -6 Logan is there something wrong with page 5 of the thread "Current Events" or something? Because I can't seem to open it.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. May 21, 2005 17:14:00 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on May 21, 2005 17:14:00 GMT -6 Dunno, once there was a thread that crashed AOL everytime I tried to read it.
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. May 22, 2005 19:53:52 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 22, 2005 19:53:52 GMT -6 Hmm, it's okay now...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

newyorkpattie Evil Power Monger Posts: 1,377	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. May 24, 2005 20:24:33 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by newyorkpattie on May 24, 2005 20:24:33 GMT -6 How comforting.
	i wake up to find it's another 4 aspirin morning & i dive in.i put on the same clothes i wore yesterday,when did society decide we have to change and wash a t-shirt after every individual use.if it's not dirty, i'm going to wear it.i take the stairs to the car and there's fog on the windows.i grip the wheel&all at once i realize,my life has become a boring pop song &everyone's singing along.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. May 29, 2005 19:55:24 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on May 29, 2005 19:55:24 GMT -6 Eh, AOL still comes up with plenty of times to inflict itself upon me.
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Jun 20, 2005 12:39:27 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 20, 2005 12:39:27 GMT -6 Sucks to be you, oh thee stuck with AOL...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Jul 31, 2005 20:33:08 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Jul 31, 2005 20:33:08 GMT -6 indeed
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Aug 6, 2005 16:29:06 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 6, 2005 16:29:06 GMT -6 Luckily you won't have to deal with it in college.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

newyorkpattie Evil Power Monger Posts: 1,377	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Aug 19, 2005 23:34:56 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by newyorkpattie on Aug 19, 2005 23:34:56 GMT -6 I thought that day was a long time away....but it happened....
	i wake up to find it's another 4 aspirin morning & i dive in.i put on the same clothes i wore yesterday,when did society decide we have to change and wash a t-shirt after every individual use.if it's not dirty, i'm going to wear it.i take the stairs to the car and there's fog on the windows.i grip the wheel&all at once i realize,my life has become a boring pop song &everyone's singing along.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Aug 21, 2005 8:04:16 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Aug 21, 2005 8:04:16 GMT -6 yes it did.... anyways, my internet here is much nicer so far
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Aug 22, 2005 17:28:36 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 22, 2005 17:28:36 GMT -6 Suck it, oh ye mortals with dial-up internet!
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

[inferior to pancakes]man Guest	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Dec 14, 2005 10:21:08 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by [inferior to pancakes]man on Dec 14, 2005 10:21:08 GMT -6 People lose their interesting factor once you've heard all of their stories. I'm just happy I have enough stories to last me two lifetimes.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Stories BC's repeated more then 3 times. Dec 16, 2005 21:29:53 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 16, 2005 21:29:53 GMT -6 You will forgive us if we "forget" to ask you to tell them to us.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

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