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Post by toast on Jan 17, 2004 22:15:41 GMT -6
Guess what! All people with beg teeth...attention! ( ;D ) Have u ever dreamed of roasting some toast? How do u roast toast, and if it's roasted, how's it toasted....  ? Hummmmm...there still are a few missing links but oh well! If u have big teeth, cuz i liked the little smily with the big teeth ur in luck cuz uhhhhhhh....u can roast toast...wait i'm toast, and i don't wanna b roasted...OR NOT!!!!!! geeez...this doesn't make sense...i need some sleep! so if u wanna roast some toast, however i figure out how to do that...let me know! k?? Bye ya!!! --~*The TOasT*~-- |
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Post by Swanson on Jan 18, 2004 16:37:14 GMT -6
[glow=white,7,300]Wonderfully incoherent April, hmm, I think I just got an idea for another commandment...[/glow]
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Post by Monkeymeep237 on Jan 18, 2004 18:24:05 GMT -6
Meep
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Post by Swanson on Jan 18, 2004 18:33:46 GMT -6
Ahhhhh, you mother fucker!!! I'm gonna find out who you are and youre gonna regret all of this fucking meep business!!! What the fuck is wrong with you!? Get! Off! Our! Fucking! Page! YOU! ASS! HOLE!
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Post by The Admin on Jan 18, 2004 18:56:07 GMT -6
Wow... we actually figured out who someone was on the first guess.
This is impressive.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 23, 2004 13:58:58 GMT -6
The toast is radioactive and much too soggy.
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Post by The Admin on Jun 13, 2004 20:52:55 GMT -6
the toast is inert and much to crispy.
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Post by Swanson on Jun 16, 2004 22:32:40 GMT -6
My busdriver sat on my toast...
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Post by The Admin on Jun 17, 2004 20:33:51 GMT -6
how terribly upsetting that must have been.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 14, 2004 14:03:59 GMT -6
Er, what kind of toast are we speaking of?...
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Post by The Admin on Dec 15, 2004 13:47:36 GMT -6
Dunno, but I bet it was inert and much too crispy.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Dec 15, 2004 23:05:54 GMT -6
how does a bus driver sit on someone's toast? You would practically have to slide it under them right before they sat down...it just doesn't make sense.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 11, 2005 16:36:31 GMT -6
It's easy. The toast is where he is going to sit down, and then the bus driver actually does the sitting down, and poof!
The toast has been sat on.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Feb 11, 2005 18:02:39 GMT -6
yeah...but why would your toast be sitting on your bus driver's seat in the first place?
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 12, 2005 14:49:40 GMT -6
... I don't want to know.
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Post by zoel on Mar 13, 2005 17:04:00 GMT -6
no you dont.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Mar 13, 2005 22:02:28 GMT -6
all this talk of buses and busdrivers makes me think of the day mr pawlicki killed his dog. ;D
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 26, 2005 14:46:41 GMT -6
It would have been funnier if it had been a cat... ;D
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Post by newyorkpattie on Mar 26, 2005 23:06:20 GMT -6
no....when cats die it's just ordinary....running over your new dog and then knocking yourself out with a shovel...that is extraordinary.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 30, 2005 11:00:35 GMT -6
Cats die all the time...
So do people. ;D
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Post by zoel on Apr 11, 2005 21:49:49 GMT -6
Exactly, if Pawlicki's story had been "the day I killed my kid brother" it would not have been funny at all.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Apr 20, 2005 20:28:33 GMT -6
ummm....maybe just a little....oh wait...no, not really
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Post by zoel on Apr 21, 2005 20:29:40 GMT -6
Exactly, little brothers dying is just too happy a topic to be humorous.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 25, 2005 20:56:39 GMT -6
I imagine Amos would feel the same way... ;D
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Post by newyorkpattie on Apr 27, 2005 20:49:43 GMT -6
That was clever (note, no sarcasm)....althought it was something mildly witty that I can see JERRIE coming up with.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 21, 2005 20:42:27 GMT -6
Why Jerrie?
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Post by zoel on May 30, 2005 21:58:01 GMT -6
Does she have siblings?
I feel sorry for them!
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 31, 2005 12:19:05 GMT -6
I think if Jerrie had any siblings they would have all died long ago...
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Post by [inferior to pancakes]man on Dec 14, 2005 10:09:53 GMT -6
No, but in my sleep (and in English class) I dream of toasting [inferior to pancakes]s, buttering them gently, drowning them in syrup, and ingesting them one by one.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 16, 2005 22:03:48 GMT -6
It would be better if they were pancakes.
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? Hummmmm...there still are a few missing links but oh well! If u have big teeth, cuz i liked the little smily with the big teeth ur in luck cuz uhhhhhhh....u can roast toast...wait i'm toast, and i don't wanna b roasted...OR NOT!!!!!! geeez...this doesn't make sense...i need some sleep! so if u wanna roast some toast, however i figure out how to do that...let me know! k?? Bye ya!!!
