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Post by TheAntiDucakaDubya on Jan 24, 2004 23:11:41 GMT -6
I shall never convert! I am here to save you heathen peoples from the powers of Beezlebub. Do not trust even the High Cleve Molester himself or his demonic influence will overwhelm you. Reform I say, make way for the Lord. I am a humble servant, but in my humble state I petition you to resist worshiping powerless and evil things. If you do so, you shall go to a place where not even the ducks can quack. You think WI is hell, how 'bout eternity with Bill Clinton?
I have forewarned you and now present you with the following ultimatum: Either convert to Logan's theocracy and be spared, or forever condemn yourself to eternity with Hoagiebuns & speedreading chipmunks, lest your face turns red and explodes!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 25, 2004 16:21:46 GMT -6
Person who's name I will not even attempt to spell, you are somewhat confusing in your impassioned speech. "Convert to Logan's theocracy", and "I shall never convert!"... Um... what exactly are you trying to say? This is pretty much Logan's theocracy.
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Post by Ionix on Jan 26, 2004 0:01:02 GMT -6
Logan shall become supreme dictator of the world (i.e. take Bush's job) and establish his reign of quacking as part of his theocentric rift from the religion formerly known as weluvducsoha. I say to all you Catholics ought there, resist the evil and rise together to fight this heathen religion (not Logan's split in the church by the unmentionable). I am calling a Holy War on behalf of the his Ecclesiatical authority! I will represent the Catholic church as Logan's partner in crime (i.e. Vice-President) that is until I assassinate him and assume absolute power of all. At this point I will spank all little ducklings who do not heed to my demands and convert lest they be brandished to Purgatory (i.e. SPASH) forever! Succumb to my wishes or forever suffer the wrath of thedebaterformerlyknownasmrspinx. Meow!
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Post by ionix on Jan 26, 2004 7:39:11 GMT -6
Who in the hell was that? I do not endorse that message, and the impersinator shall be punished, under undue legal processes (Which do not include spanking)
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Post by The Admin on Jan 26, 2004 11:47:47 GMT -6
Well, apparently they're on my side so I'm in no position to protest. ;D
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Post by TheFool on Jan 28, 2004 12:16:38 GMT -6
And what if I don't want to spank you?
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Post by ionix on Jan 31, 2004 15:36:22 GMT -6
TheFool, are you, by any chance, Mini's freind? By the way, Ashley's the only one who's going to spank anyone, and it shall be me!
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Post by The Admin on Jan 31, 2004 20:36:51 GMT -6
Ionix, if you are going to stalk people on Weluvducsoha... Well... Well... I'll be very not amused at you!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 6, 2004 13:58:17 GMT -6
I shall ignite canine phcies (however you spell it) at your doorstep. I know that you're not a random individual, but... WHO CARES?!!!
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Post by The Admin on Feb 9, 2004 11:53:13 GMT -6
A fair punishment indeed for the likes of The Fool.... ;D
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Oct 24, 2004 17:43:29 GMT -6
Indeed...
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 16, 2005 20:23:08 GMT -6
Hmm, what exactly are we talking about?
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Post by newyorkpattie on Mar 12, 2005 19:41:27 GMT -6
your mom
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Post by zoel on Mar 15, 2005 20:20:17 GMT -6
Andrew's mom is one of the nicest people ever.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Mar 24, 2005 15:29:49 GMT -6
his dad seemed nice....less morbid than Worlynn
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Post by zoel on Mar 29, 2005 21:38:56 GMT -6
His dad's nice too. Pretty much his whole family is nice except him.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 30, 2005 13:14:44 GMT -6
;D
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Post by zoel on Apr 2, 2005 21:58:34 GMT -6
You should be ashamed. Thanks to you, whole vast tracts of humanity are deathly afraid of a family full of perfectly nice and friendly people.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 3, 2005 17:47:11 GMT -6
You would call M------ a vast track of humanity?
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Post by zoel on Apr 29, 2005 21:17:37 GMT -6
Well, I would have to be a bit careful about using the word 'vast' or 'humanity' for that matter....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 30, 2005 21:02:56 GMT -6
;D
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Post by newyorkpattie on Apr 30, 2005 21:05:44 GMT -6
they may not be a lot of people, or important people....but people are still afraid of your family because of you...
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Post by zoel on May 3, 2005 18:24:52 GMT -6
...or even people for that matter
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 15, 2005 7:38:35 GMT -6
It just makes my day to know I have spread fear and chaos to others.
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Post by zoel on May 15, 2005 12:51:24 GMT -6
::sigh::
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Post by theoogliemonkey on May 15, 2005 14:01:28 GMT -6
Come on. The world is divided into two distinctly seperate groups, those who build things, and those who destroy them. If there weren't people like worlin to spread chaos and panic, then everyone who spreads order and reason would be out of a job, not to mention bored out of their minds. For good to exist, there must always be the existance of evil, and those who spread it.
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Post by zoel on May 19, 2005 20:09:38 GMT -6
Or, maybe things would finally just get done and we could take a long summer vacation.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 22, 2005 20:05:09 GMT -6
Nope, summer vacations will just get shorter as you get older.
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Post by newyorkpattie on May 24, 2005 20:32:36 GMT -6
shut up worlynn..... sad, but true
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Post by zoel on May 29, 2005 20:58:35 GMT -6
I like summer vacation. ::randomlystandsupandcheers:: NO MORE SCHOOL!
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