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Post by The Admin on Dec 26, 2003 18:05:32 GMT -6
I am officially reforming the reformation of the Catholic Church on behalf of my ecclesiastical authority by instituting Vatican III due to my canonical conscience. In lay man's terms (no pun intended), I am issuing a Holy War on your unholy arses! Repent I say; no clevemolester shall be spared! I shall beseach you & send you to a punishment beyond purgatory & into the awaiting arms of the horrible, horrible Hoagie Buns! No, Ionix; not even Maxwell House can save your fire bushy-tailed bunny ears. Hop along before I excommunicate you into the hellacious abyss of VSS (to be partnered with the novice of my choosing). Not even you, Brainchild can climb out of this black whole- nor can indulgences allow you to escape from your disturbing fate of being partnered with Ian for all eternity of your Novice career! And you, O Mighty Zoel; you are hardly a cleve-molester in my hierarchial domain. I shall reserve for you the dignifying status of slavehood (also known as my VSS partner). I am the ruthless dictator formerly known as MaleHo who has come to extract his revenge on the sixth hour studs. I have exacted anarchy upon the United States & now seek to instill my theocracy in its place. No, not even Ionix is qualified to become my first lady, much to her disdain. So, my bretheren, either join me or succumb to my unbearable wrath. . .lest you fall into eternal castration!
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Dec 26, 2003 19:31:37 GMT -6
What's the F**king point? I'm not worried about castration, and I'm not a stud. I do believe I am exempt from this one! ;D
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 26, 2003 19:38:42 GMT -6
Yeah, and I don't see my name in there.
Zoel, was this saved to your PC or something?
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Post by The Admin on Dec 28, 2003 17:18:41 GMT -6
You're 'BrainChild' BC...
As for you, Johnny, you're telling me you're not the least bit afraid of what MaleHo could achieve if we didn't keep him on his meds all day?
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Dec 28, 2003 18:42:17 GMT -6
Actually, I'm not the least bit afraid of him. At all.
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Post by The Admin on Dec 29, 2003 16:21:08 GMT -6
Hmm...
Perhaps you should be.
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Post by beanababe on Dec 29, 2003 22:12:30 GMT -6
Wow, I feel so left out. man besides who is really afraid of Hoagie Buns? Not I. and i am also out of this one as I am not a Stud either
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 29, 2003 22:34:07 GMT -6
Corey Mahlos (or however you spell it) has, on behalf of the Catholic Church, declared a holy war against Weluvducsoha. He actually did it a long while back while at Zoel's house, but the computer crashed...
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Post by beanababe on Dec 29, 2003 22:58:32 GMT -6
I see. It kinda makes sense
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Jan 1, 2004 10:40:56 GMT -6
He doesn't stand a chance, against me, when on my meds!!! ;D
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 6, 2004 21:32:39 GMT -6
That would not be a good thing...
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Jan 7, 2004 17:52:11 GMT -6
Don't we all know it!?! ;D
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Post by beanababe on Jan 8, 2004 22:13:42 GMT -6
BC, if you took Meds do you think you would be more normal or do we like people that aare different or does BC go to far?
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 9, 2004 22:51:00 GMT -6
As Zoel has stated before, I am not a person. I am an "Andrew" (not refering to Swanson, of course). I don't think meds of any king would affect me...
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Post by beanababe on Jan 9, 2004 22:58:39 GMT -6
So BC...what are Andrews really like...I don't k really know you so I would like to know...  |
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 10, 2004 11:42:47 GMT -6
Zoel seems to have the most insight on this subject.
Anyways I'm feeling lazy and I don't feel like explaining.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 10, 2004 21:14:45 GMT -6
There was once an entire universe filled with Andrews...
That didn't last...
They got mad at eachother and kicked walls.
BC somehow survived, but we're not sure how...
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BillyBob
rubber duckie
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
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Post by BillyBob on Jan 10, 2004 22:25:37 GMT -6
i am a new poster, and a clue of who i am, although you probably already know, I am a dude, and i believe that MaleHo has the right to bring down your puny religion. THe Catholic chuch has prevailed in bringing down religions before, it can do it again. And to the sinners who believe the things Mr. Zoel is feeding you i say come clean, release yourself from this sinners circle. Be free, like that whale, you know, Free Willy. And if you have not already heard, an angle of God has spoken to me, it said, "Stop the blasfamy, stop the madness, you have now been officially warned, do not convert to the evil duc religion, for if you stay in their clutches, you will forever be doomed to the firery pits of hell". This has been a public service announcement brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Catholic Chuch.  |
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Post by Swanson on Jan 10, 2004 22:49:28 GMT -6
so, was you angle in the shape of a golden lizard, or a toad this time?
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BillyBob
rubber duckie
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
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Post by BillyBob on Jan 11, 2004 14:30:24 GMT -6
Neither, it was in the form of a human, as most other angels are.  |
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Post by The Admin on Jan 11, 2004 16:58:48 GMT -6
Do I know more then three Catholics?
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BillyBob
rubber duckie
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
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Post by BillyBob on Jan 11, 2004 20:05:40 GMT -6
To my knowledge, there are at least 3 on the Debate team
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 11, 2004 21:28:42 GMT -6
And one "Andrew" as well, let's not forget.
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Jan 15, 2004 17:36:35 GMT -6
This is dumb why are we even talking about this?
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Post by The Admin on Jan 15, 2004 19:39:26 GMT -6
It's okay, I know who you are now
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 16, 2004 17:56:02 GMT -6
Johnny, name 1 thing we talk about on this board that's not dumb...
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Post by The Admin on Jan 16, 2004 20:17:20 GMT -6
How many mormons are there on the debate team?
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Jan 17, 2004 16:20:05 GMT -6
none to my knowledge.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 18, 2004 18:58:06 GMT -6
Well.... There should be!
...which might give us a leg up on the trip to Nationals in Salt Lake City for Debate.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 24, 2004 13:28:14 GMT -6
That's dumb. Why didn't they set it up so that state champions could go on to nationals here?
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