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Post by zoel on Nov 24, 2006 1:28:50 GMT -6
He-Man's hideously muscular female counterpart, SheMan was trying to protect the world from terrifying hordes of...
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Post by conan on Nov 25, 2006 15:53:33 GMT -6
Terra Cotta pie
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Post by zoel on Nov 30, 2006 7:40:26 GMT -6
Unfortunately, the pie was just too powerfull and there was nothing anyone could do to stop it except...
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Post by Cellery on Dec 1, 2006 19:25:35 GMT -6
Find a way do get apricots to continually fall from the sky.
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Post by zoel on Dec 3, 2006 12:12:23 GMT -6
what was eventually decided was to place a purple hole (one that continually rains out fruit) and place it in orbit around the earth...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 7, 2006 12:01:05 GMT -6
But soon the earth was eaten by...
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Post by zoel on Dec 7, 2006 12:12:00 GMT -6
a giant man in a chicken suit...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Dec 12, 2006 22:10:58 GMT -6
Who thought he was half man and half chicken until one day...
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Post by zoel on Dec 12, 2006 22:39:36 GMT -6
Dim tore off his chicken suit revealing that he was in fact....
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Dec 29, 2006 14:25:18 GMT -6
A Purple Monkey Eater.
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Post by zoel on Dec 29, 2006 16:46:10 GMT -6
"But does he eat purple monkeys or is he a purple monster that eats monkeys?" someone in the crowd demanded to know.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 30, 2006 19:47:43 GMT -6
To which Yoda suddenly appeared and responded...
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Post by zoel on Dec 31, 2006 14:22:02 GMT -6
"Free beer must I have!"
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jan 2, 2007 17:32:05 GMT -6
The local liquor store refused to give Yoda his free beer so Yoda...
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Post by zoel on Jan 3, 2007 16:11:25 GMT -6
used the force to destroy it.
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Post by Cellery on Jan 4, 2007 19:47:05 GMT -6
but then the free beer was destroyed, so instead yoda...
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Post by zoel on Jan 5, 2007 12:36:17 GMT -6
went on a pilgrimage to Russia where he drank the entire country's supply of vodka and then proceeded to...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jan 22, 2007 21:41:23 GMT -6
Jump into a pool of Icy Hot. Following the realization that he was in excruciating pain, Yoda...
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Post by zoel on Jan 22, 2007 23:33:11 GMT -6
used the force to overcome his pain and transform it into a ball of blue-lightning that he then used to zap...
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Post by Cellery on Jan 27, 2007 19:31:02 GMT -6
The duke of Swahili.
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Post by zoel on Jan 27, 2007 23:37:57 GMT -6
But the Duke survived and proceeded to..
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 29, 2007 17:51:57 GMT -6
Call upon the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers...
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Post by zoel on Jan 30, 2007 14:37:19 GMT -6
who then attacked Yoda
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Feb 3, 2007 22:13:47 GMT -6
And Yoda proceeded to turn them into the Sopranos by crushing their balls...
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Post by zoel on Feb 4, 2007 12:26:14 GMT -6
which would have worked, except for the fact that some of the power rangers were girls...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 8, 2007 20:46:52 GMT -6
At which point Yoda decided that his Jedi training was after it all just a bit constrictive so he and the girl power rangers got into a Porche and took off to Las Vegas...
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Post by zoel on Feb 9, 2007 22:43:57 GMT -6
unfortunately, Yoda lost all of his money playing the slots and the girls soon left him. Feeling lonely and depressed, Yoda was about to take his own life when...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 11, 2007 14:25:33 GMT -6
He realized he could Jedi mind trick his way into the White House.
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Post by zoel on Feb 12, 2007 3:52:32 GMT -6
He was going to do this, however, the current president (Hillary Clinton) turned out to be a Sith Lord and was using all of her powers to manipulate the public so that she could be elected for a seventh term as president. This being the case, Yoda decided that it was time that Hillary Clinton was gotten rid of and so the two of them began to fight...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 16, 2007 12:20:06 GMT -6
When suddenly apricots...
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