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Post by zoel on Aug 14, 2006 16:42:10 GMT -6
the fact that he was now in jail
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 16, 2006 23:21:54 GMT -6
...for stealing the Frankenstein Monster's Viagra...
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Post by zoel on Aug 17, 2006 12:28:03 GMT -6
The frankenstein monster, of course, had to press charges under an assumed name, since all the police were still trying to kill him. This assumed name was...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 17, 2006 19:50:46 GMT -6
John Kerry
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Post by zoel on Aug 18, 2006 11:10:33 GMT -6
at which point a giant media scandal broke out over the fact that John Kerry was supposedly using male-enhancement drugs and so Hillary Clinton actually got the Democratic nomination for president, which naturally caused....
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Post by The Radical Communist on Aug 20, 2006 23:06:57 GMT -6
The world's entire supply of cat litter to...
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Post by zoel on Aug 21, 2006 7:05:57 GMT -6
turn into dog-food...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 23, 2006 21:28:40 GMT -6
Thereby causing distress to cat owners who's houses are broken into by dogs who then proceed to eat what was the cat's litter...
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Post by zoel on Aug 24, 2006 7:27:32 GMT -6
to which they responded by all buying shotguns and then cooking the dead dogs and feeding them to...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 27, 2006 21:19:33 GMT -6
The Asians.
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Post by zoel on Aug 28, 2006 12:30:39 GMT -6
who were therefore no longer starving, which deprived millions of mothers of their best argument as to why young children should eat their vegetables. The resulting decline in the the world's vitamin intake caused everyone to get scury and...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 31, 2006 0:00:52 GMT -6
Wonder why they had gotten this relatively unknown desiese called "scury" and not "scurvy." The fact was, however, that this "scury" differed from its more well known cousin in that it caused all those plauged by it to...
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Post by zoel on Aug 31, 2006 11:19:38 GMT -6
look exactly like Mr. Hetfeld
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 2, 2006 13:17:11 GMT -6
So everyone in the world inherited the nickname Otter...
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Post by zoel on Sept 3, 2006 11:29:56 GMT -6
...at which point someone pointed out that the entire universe was just one of Mr. Hetfeld's nightmares.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 3, 2006 16:53:44 GMT -6
The other dreams being about him running away from a killer clown.
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Post by zoel on Sept 4, 2006 14:41:20 GMT -6
unfortunately, the clown eventually caught Mr. Hetfeld, but instead of killing him and eating him, it...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 6, 2006 13:03:53 GMT -6
Merely turned him into a giant otter.
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Post by zoel on Sept 6, 2006 16:42:14 GMT -6
which wasn't all that much of a change, after all.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 10, 2006 19:35:41 GMT -6
but then this was interupted when suddenly...
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Post by zoel on Sept 11, 2006 6:41:26 GMT -6
a horde of otter-loving peta people appeared and attempted to declare Mr. Hetfeld an endangered species
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 11, 2006 14:56:09 GMT -6
but to prove the case, the PETA people have to go on a rampage and kill off most of the Otters. Unfortunatly this led to...
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Post by zoel on Sept 11, 2006 20:25:58 GMT -6
mass dissilluionment and the dissolval of the world's best-run communist state, Yugoslavia...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 12, 2006 20:18:54 GMT -6
Leading to the creation of yet another Balkan nation named Yuckybora, which covered a whole four square miles and was founded on the principle of...
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Post by zoel on Sept 13, 2006 12:37:22 GMT -6
cannibalism...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 14, 2006 14:41:25 GMT -6
This led to Ferguson appearing and declaring himself ruler.
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Post by zoel on Sept 14, 2006 16:58:22 GMT -6
to which one of the citizens of Yakubah responded by trying to gnaw off his arm...
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Post by Cellery on Sept 15, 2006 17:58:46 GMT -6
but realized that the editor forgot to give them mouths.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 15, 2006 23:21:46 GMT -6
At this point the editor was promptly attacked by a mob of janitors with butterknives and tied to a chair. Then he was forced to watch as the janitors began to write him into the script as...
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Post by zoel on Sept 16, 2006 7:36:18 GMT -6
A black-throated gray warbler
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