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Post by zoel on Sept 5, 2008 19:49:20 GMT -6
All decides that it's sick of being ruled and starts a revolution.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Nov 9, 2008 20:41:40 GMT -6
and revolutionizes all...
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Post by zoel on Nov 17, 2008 11:24:25 GMT -6
at which point all and All get in a fight over which of them is really everything, but then Everything shows up and declares that he is until he gets punched in the face by everything....
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 7, 2009 22:06:44 GMT -6
Until Nothing arrives and sucks up everthing. Nothing Rules...some?
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Post by zoel on Aug 3, 2009 12:41:11 GMT -6
but then Zen Buddhists pour out of an unseen portal and attempt to convince everyone that nothing and everything are more or less the same thing...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jun 4, 2010 22:59:14 GMT -6
Unfortunately, they attempted broadcast their belief by setting themselves on fire, and in so doing burn down all record of their beliefs, and they themselves are burned to a crisp.
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Post by zoel on Aug 15, 2010 15:05:18 GMT -6
But fortunately, crispy Zen Buddhists make for a delicious and healthy snack. Corporations soon exploit this trend, creating a "Buddhism boom" and fixing the economy...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 19, 2010 16:32:00 GMT -6
And then an unknown party decides to cash in on the craze, and begins a franchise based on serving Chicken Fried Mexicans. This franchise begins to surpass Crispy Buddhists in popularity...
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Post by zoel on Sept 13, 2010 21:08:46 GMT -6
Unfortunately according to the principle of "you are what you eat", America soon became a country ruled by an incompetent government filled with drug-lords. In order to save the Union, president Obama was forced to call upon the powers of...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 24, 2011 22:44:03 GMT -6
the Dragon Balls. But with only one wish, Obama debates about what he should wish for. The wish ends up being...
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Post by zoel on Apr 20, 2012 4:08:18 GMT -6
for four more wishes, because even the dragon balls can't help someone like Obama get reelected for four more years. Instead, the new president of the United States is...
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