HCM Brain Candy
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The problem with the universe is you.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 16, 2005 16:20:43 GMT -6
But then "boom!" I RULE ALL! Okay, it's stealling from one of your posts, but still, I rule all!
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Post by zoel on Sept 16, 2005 19:18:51 GMT -6
Andrew gets sucked into a singularity and dies I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 17, 2005 16:08:34 GMT -6
That sure is one fancy rasin... I sell it on e-bay for 5000 pounds. I use that 5000 pounds to buy a spoon, with which I stab Logan with. Then I return the rest of the money and go eat ice cream with Mr. Neutron. Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 17, 2005 18:00:42 GMT -6
but Peter (Salad)(who is undoubtedly the smartest man alive) disguises himself as a dog, thereby gaining Andrew's trust and thereafter exploding, killing Andrew I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 17, 2005 21:53:12 GMT -6
Unfortuntely the name that Logan was looking for is Teddy Salad, Peter salad being his incompotant ballarinist brother. As such when Andrew encountered on his doorstep one day a dog doing ballarina moves, he simply let Dexter loose on it to get "jiggy" with it. Afterwards a thouroghly traumatized Peter Salad decided that he would have revenge on Logan who had sent him on this quest. Logan, having heard that Peter Salad was after him, promptly began bombing the whole of the Earth to try and find him and kill him. Unfortunetly the first location he bombs for Peter Salad is his own home... With Logan disposed of, Andrew uses his amazingly expensive army of monkey thingies that the BBC finally relented on showing (owing to budgetary problems)and uses them to conquer the universe. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 17, 2005 22:30:37 GMT -6
yes, but the monkies go planet of the apes on you (monkey) Logan rules all
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 18, 2005 15:09:44 GMT -6
(Monkey) Logan sees a bannana and runs over to grab it. Unfortuetly he does not see its peal, right on the ground in front of him. He trips on the bannana peal and dies. Logically, Mr. Neutron rules all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 19, 2005 11:47:14 GMT -6
Mr Neutron is crushed by a projectile from the flaming cat-a-pult I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 19, 2005 17:09:32 GMT -6
You killed Mr. Neutron! How dare you!? Andrew acquires the aid of Jerry to defeat (flaming) Tom. With the help of the valiant mouse, all the cats in the world are defeated and sent to the realm of perpetual meow-mix taunting but no actual food. Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 19, 2005 19:11:19 GMT -6
but then (cat) Logan eats Tom and Andrew both! I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 21, 2005 10:36:56 GMT -6
What the [flaming monkey on a stick]? You ate Tom, who is also a cat... Are you a cannibal? Mabye you're Hannibal. (Hannibal) Logan attacks Rome with 200 elephants over the alps, of which all but 1 or 2 die. Meanwhile, Andrew leads a force and attacks Carthage, leading to its defeat. Then Logan is assaulted by a terridayctal... I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 21, 2005 11:11:45 GMT -6
pterydactyl is spelled with a p not a t... I rule all
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 21, 2005 14:56:22 GMT -6
You care about the difference? I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 21, 2005 21:50:22 GMT -6
no, but I stab you with a knife anyway I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 23, 2005 15:38:47 GMT -6
I poke you with a ball-point pen. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 23, 2005 18:46:41 GMT -6
the old-fashioned fountain pens are way sharper... I stab you with a six foot long spear made out of mytryl... I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 25, 2005 12:24:06 GMT -6
I send my short Honderan roomate after you. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 25, 2005 12:54:53 GMT -6
I send my not so short not Hondourian roomate who is in ROTC and from Texas after you. Jim Whomps you and your Hondurian roomate's [wrangler ender]s I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 26, 2005 9:05:40 GMT -6
You had the Honderan beat up!? How dare you! Andrew sends some other guy from across the hall named Zach. Zach begins throwing footballs arbitraily, somehow managing to shatter every single window on campus. The glass shards fly about and stab Jim to death. Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 26, 2005 12:24:02 GMT -6
Logan summons the entire ND football team who bring the hurt down on Andrew and Zach so badly that neither of them can get out of bed for a month... after which time they die because logan booby-trapped the door to their room so that a nuclear weapon went off when one of them tried to leave I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 27, 2005 23:56:25 GMT -6
Unfortunetly the entire ND football team was (being debate appropriate) cow tipping. With the Fighting Irish deposed of, Andrew and Logan decide on a match to decide who rules all. The contest is a match on Halo... Andrew wins 32--14. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 28, 2005 15:20:51 GMT -6
is that negative 14? fair enough... Logan takes the controller and gouges Andrew's brains out with it! I RULE ALL!
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 4, 2005 0:02:02 GMT -6
Have you heard about the contoller for the next Nintendo system? It's like TV remote, and it's tilt and distance sentsitive, meaning if you are playing a baseball video game, you swing the remote as you would a baseball bat. Or if you are playing a Star Wars game, you swing it as though you were holding the lightsaber. Andrew cuts off Logan's head with his (lightsaber) controller). I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Oct 4, 2005 17:06:42 GMT -6
(master) Logan trounces Andrew and then becomes emporer.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 5, 2005 15:14:34 GMT -6
But is killed at the last minute by his evil henchman, who somehow or another turned out to be IZOD in a poorly done Darth Vader costume... IZOD rules all.
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Post by zoel on Oct 6, 2005 14:18:58 GMT -6
If Izod had a lightsaber, he would cut his toungue off because he would mistake it for a popsicle....
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 7, 2005 10:44:20 GMT -6
Then he would eat it.... (Disgusted) Logan spontainiously combusts. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Oct 9, 2005 16:03:36 GMT -6
the lightsaber inside Izod causes the gasses within his intestines to ignite causing him to explode. I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 11, 2005 12:51:10 GMT -6
So? He explodes all the time. He explodes next to Logan's breakfast of eggs and bacon. The bacon eats him. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Oct 11, 2005 15:54:50 GMT -6
peta protests the eating of bacon since pigs are friends not food. Andrew and Logan unite to destroy PETA, but then Logan destroys Andrew as well. I RULE ALL
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