HCM Brain Candy
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The problem with the universe is you.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 3, 2005 14:23:01 GMT -6
John Lennon vs Bethoven!!
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Post by zoel on Sept 3, 2005 20:05:55 GMT -6
so?
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 3, 2005 22:05:26 GMT -6
Soooooo I rule all! (Don't ask why, though...)
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Post by zoel on Sept 4, 2005 12:56:02 GMT -6
why?
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 4, 2005 16:04:35 GMT -6
I dunno. Therefore I rule all!
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Post by zoel on Sept 4, 2005 17:55:38 GMT -6
well I don't know either.
I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 4, 2005 20:38:03 GMT -6
Impossible! You know everything! I rule all!
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Post by zoel on Sept 5, 2005 11:00:33 GMT -6
Yes, but that means that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know you don't rule all.
I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 6, 2005 16:59:32 GMT -6
In which case I accept Darth Cow as my apprentice and we both kill you. Ha! I turned your protege against you!! I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 6, 2005 20:30:07 GMT -6
aha, but Darth Cow double crosses you and then declares himself dictator of the universe
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 8, 2005 21:09:04 GMT -6
Okay then, Darth Cow then decides to go on a picnic...
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Post by zoel on Sept 9, 2005 17:53:30 GMT -6
and brings his friend Darth Box (a cardboard box holding a lightsaber) along with him...
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 9, 2005 19:56:05 GMT -6
Darth Cow and Darth Box set up the blanket in the park, at which point Darth Cow yelled at Darth Box for not doing his share. Nonetheless, they had things set up when suddenly, they realized that they had forgotten the potato chips...
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Post by zoel on Sept 10, 2005 13:56:19 GMT -6
but lo and behold the potato chips were actually inside Darth Box...
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 10, 2005 21:43:13 GMT -6
And so Darth Cow tore apart his friend Darth Box to get at the potato chips. As he victoriously held the bag of chips on high he realized he had just murdered his compainion. Well, he wasn't quite dead after some duct tape. With the potato chips in hand, and Darth Box taped up the two set down to have a picnic when suddenly...
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Post by zoel on Sept 11, 2005 13:41:27 GMT -6
darth cow exploded into flames!
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 11, 2005 22:05:56 GMT -6
What!? How dare you make Darth Cow spontaniously combust!!? Logan's editor spontaniously combusts, is smashed by a ten ton weight, and is obliterated by a random nuclear explosion. Editorless, Logan is powerless to prevent Andrew from reclaiming the throne. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 12, 2005 10:58:27 GMT -6
Well I could hardly make Darth box start on fire... it would be entirely unoriginal. (Box) Andrew's Editor gets too close to an open flame. I rule all
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 12, 2005 14:38:31 GMT -6
Yeah, I'm on fire!!! Worlin's hottness causes everyone to flock to him and follow his every command unquestionably. Of course Andrew being a popular person is simply an insane concept that should by all accounts make the universe explode. Which of course is exactly what happens... Regardless, (Nothing) Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 12, 2005 19:33:06 GMT -6
(nothing) Andrew is mistaken for proof of global warming causing a massive ice age and allowing an army of evil penguins to take over the world... Penguins rule all
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 13, 2005 10:19:21 GMT -6
What would actually happen if a polar bear met a penguin?... Black bears eat all the penguins. I eat all the black bears. Mmm... yum. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 13, 2005 13:36:02 GMT -6
(blackbear) Andrew is arrested by the other blackbears for cannibalism and forced to become a vegitarian... (blackbear) Andrew starves... I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 13, 2005 20:51:14 GMT -6
Hmm, what would happen if you were condemned to a realm where you could do nothing but play video games. You might like it, but then you can't really play so your head would explode. Logan is marauded by random Pikings. Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 13, 2005 21:10:47 GMT -6
The Pikings are eaten by a dragon... The asbestos in the zinc pills causes Andrew's third cousin to get cancer and die... Andrew is forced to sing at the funeral... Where Logan drops a nuclear weapon obliterating him... I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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The problem with the universe is you.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 14, 2005 14:04:46 GMT -6
The nuclear bomb falls... And misses... And flies away... Straight to Moscow... Full scale nuclear war ensues... Logan is run over by a random school bus. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 14, 2005 15:52:59 GMT -6
But in the aftermath of the global nuclear war, someone invents a warp drive naturally drawing the intrest of the Vulcans who come in peace and are naturally conquered... As leader of the new Terren Empire, Logan destroys all who oppose him and takes over the entire universe... I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 14, 2005 20:48:30 GMT -6
Until he is suddenly confronted by Q...
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Post by zoel on Sept 15, 2005 15:36:49 GMT -6
who is so impressed by Logan's complete stupidity that he doesn't even bother trying to mess with his complete lack of a mind... I (still) Rule all
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HCM Brain Candy
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The problem with the universe is you.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 15, 2005 20:24:34 GMT -6
You (don't/do) rule all... I grab a nuke and kill (you/myself). (Andrew/Logan) rules all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 16, 2005 11:27:48 GMT -6
You (don't/ do) rule all... I grab a nuke and kill (you/ myself). (Andrew/ Logan) rules all. haha!
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