HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 22, 2005 19:31:57 GMT -6
...If one counts a perfect zero as winning. Andrew takes a red shell and clobbers Logan over the head with it. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Dec 26, 2005 23:04:11 GMT -6
(zero) Logan has the best golf score in history. Taking all of his winnings from the PGA tour, he buys 10,003 nuclear weapons and vaporizes Andrew with them. I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 28, 2005 10:51:06 GMT -6
But the 10,004th nuke decided instead that it would much rather destroy the world's supply of aluminum chair legs. Logically, I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Dec 28, 2005 23:12:51 GMT -6
Berift of aluminum chair legs, the world is forced to substitute and use Worlynn's legs instead. I RULE ALL!
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 30, 2005 11:32:04 GMT -6
But then everyone realizes they have only 5 legs for the worlds millions and millions of chairs. Seeing this as gross beureucratic incompetance, the people all go out and eat ice cream. Andrew then remembers the bake sale fuding idea and brings about a DA by poisening the ice cream with garlic. Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 1, 2006 20:43:17 GMT -6
(vampire) Andrew dies. I RULE ALL.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 2, 2006 9:28:32 GMT -6
Well, Logan died too, and he happened to end up in the realm of eternal politics DAs. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 5, 2006 17:16:14 GMT -6
Logan runs the mother of all impact turns I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 5, 2006 21:21:17 GMT -6
Well I ran the Great aunt Ruth of all impact turns! She had a beard... Larry the cucumber says he had to kiss his great aunt Ruth. She had a beard, and it felt wierd. There were penguins on Veggietales a couple of times... They attack Logan. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 6, 2006 14:41:22 GMT -6
and it felt wierd? yes it felt wierd. Andrew gets stuck in lip rehab with a kid named oscar who pounds him to death with a wet fish. I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 6, 2006 23:52:45 GMT -6
No, Oscar got stung by a bee, right on the lip so he couldn't even talk for the first 4 weeks 'cause his lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he only spoke Polish and I only know three words in Polish but now, I know 4 because Oscar taught me the word for lip; Oosta!
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Post by zoel on Jan 7, 2006 18:00:51 GMT -6
how do you spell that?
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Post by The Radical Communist on Jan 7, 2006 22:25:00 GMT -6
I don't know. Larry drives Logan mad by then going on to sing about his nose... I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 12, 2006 19:39:37 GMT -6
Bob finally manages to destroy the "what we have learned" song I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 12, 2006 23:05:25 GMT -6
But then the universe would explode... No, maybe it just got a cold...
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Post by zoel on Jan 13, 2006 21:08:20 GMT -6
the universe coughs all over Andrew covering him in mucus. I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 14, 2006 21:52:03 GMT -6
(Mucus) Andrew is icky! (Mucus) Andrew stabs Logan in the foot with a spork. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 15, 2006 11:15:11 GMT -6
Aha! but I had been wearing an invisible spork-resistant shield. Logan retaliates with a spatula. I rule all.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 16, 2006 0:43:06 GMT -6
Andrew brushes the spatula aside and impales Logan with the Sun. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 16, 2006 9:53:23 GMT -6
The sun is round! how could you possibly impail me with it!? Logan impails Andrew with a bowling ball. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 16, 2006 13:19:37 GMT -6
Andrew impails Logan with a gigantic concave lens! I rule all!
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Post by zoel on Jan 16, 2006 13:46:42 GMT -6
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who lived in an enchanted castle from which she could never escape. The castle was guarded by a furocious three headed dragon who ate all of the brave knights who came an attempted to save the beautiful princess. All of the knights, that is, until one day the dragon came upon a knight so foul-tasting that not one of his three heads would eat it. That knight, of course, was Andrew who had stopped bathing since his dorm only had showers and his mother wasn't there to remind him to bath at least once a month. He hadn't actually been intending to save the princess, merely to ask the dragon a few questions that were so perplexing they would have undoubtedly blasted the poor dragon's mind. Fortunately, the dragon fled from the scent of Andrew believing him to be a hideous giant. The princess, however, had lost her sense of smell as a result of a horrible accident involving a quantity of hydrocloric acid in a bottle of nasal spray. She immediately rushed out to meet Andrew, and while he hardly met the heroic-knight prototype, she lovingly embraced nonetheless...
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 17, 2006 11:44:58 GMT -6
I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 17, 2006 17:49:24 GMT -6
no.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 17, 2006 20:22:37 GMT -6
Yes.
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Post by zoel on Jan 18, 2006 11:38:13 GMT -6
no.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 18, 2006 13:42:26 GMT -6
Yes!
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Post by zoel on Jan 19, 2006 11:17:29 GMT -6
no.
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Post by The Radical Communist on Jan 19, 2006 13:46:44 GMT -6
Yesauyesaeiyeas!
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Post by zoel on Jan 19, 2006 16:47:29 GMT -6
no.
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