HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 19, 2005 18:30:15 GMT -6
Which would of course have led to nuclear war were it not for Andrew's brilliant intervention by getting Swanson to steal the book plan counterplan for him which he then procedded to run saving the world. The judge really wasn't enthusiastic about the whole deal, but Andrew became irritated and stabbed the judge to death with a #2 lead pencil. Running out with the pencil Andrew subdued all the nations. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Nov 20, 2005 8:53:02 GMT -6
...except Burkina Faso. Logan, leading an outnumbered but resolved Burkina Fasoan army storms onto the plain of battle where he smites Andrew with THE SHARPIE MARKER OF DOOM! I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 21, 2005 11:02:12 GMT -6
But before this could happen all of Logan's soldiers started sniffing the marker and got high off of it, and starting killing each other in a drug war. Logan tried to unite his troops but was beamed in the head by a randomly thrown pineapple. With Logan's threat to Andrew's rule dealt with, I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Nov 25, 2005 19:17:43 GMT -6
Logan's army takes PCP. Andrew shoots them, but it doesn't have any effect. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 29, 2005 13:08:11 GMT -6
Andrew sets up speakers which promptly blast forth an unholy chorus of country music. Although Logan's soldiers cannot feel physical pain they scream as the country music warps their minds. Suddenly they all run off home to inbreed. With Logan's army disposed of I begin chucking soda bottles at Logan who melts as he won't drink soda. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Nov 29, 2005 16:59:13 GMT -6
(liquid metal) Logan transforms one of his arms into a sword and decapitate's Andrew. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 30, 2005 21:22:20 GMT -6
"Decapitate's"? Huh? We are left with a perplexing question as to what the [flaming monkey on a stick] did (editor) Logan mean. *from audience* "His meaning is obvious! The apostraphe is not supposed to-" *sound of bazooka blasting man into itty bitty pieces* The BBC would like to apologize for the contant interuption in this film. We would now like to take you to a breaking news story where 5000 cows have-" *sound of seveal dozen machine guns pucturing flesh* The BBC would also like to apologize for that interuption as well, now back to how to properly cook clams-" *Sound of a Moab going off which incidentally also takes out Logan's editor. Editorless, Logan is unable to stop Andrew from carring out his newest fiendish plot to set up a lemonade stand. I set up a lemonade stand!
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Post by zoel on Dec 2, 2005 11:05:26 GMT -6
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 2, 2005 12:05:02 GMT -6
When Logan is suddenly assaulted by 5000 cows. 5000 cows rule all.
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Post by zoel on Dec 2, 2005 15:23:07 GMT -6
Logan makes 1,000,000 pounds of hamburgers. I RULE ALL
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Post by The Radical Communist on Dec 3, 2005 18:09:03 GMT -6
Until Logan suddenly remembered that hamburgers were made of the leftover meat not at all unlike that of hot dogs, so he decided to kill himself by impaling himself on a...
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Post by zoel on Dec 5, 2005 18:26:00 GMT -6
spork. Unfortunately, Logan didn't have a spork so he had to kill andrew and whittle one of his bones into the shape of a spork. After killing Andrew, however, Logan decided just to make him into hot-dogs and eat those instead of killing himself.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 7, 2005 18:24:42 GMT -6
You're a cannibal? "Because people who eat people are people too." SCT motto Unfortunetly (or fortuenetly), the vast majority has yet to be tolerant of such a thing. A huge mob forms and lynches Logan. With Logan deposed of, (eaten) Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Dec 8, 2005 20:10:25 GMT -6
you can't, you're a pile of [significance harms inherency topicality]! ...then again, I guess that makes you more qualified than any of our recent presidents. Logan runs for world dictator on the vote-for-me-or-I-shoot-you platform and wins. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 12, 2005 9:36:41 GMT -6
Andrew runs in the election on the "vote-for-me-or-I-nuke-you" platform. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Dec 12, 2005 15:38:46 GMT -6
Logan Smashes Andrew with his ten-page philosophy paper. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 12, 2005 21:01:17 GMT -6
Andrew shoves Logan into the Tron beam where he is sent into an X-Box. He finds himself in HALO on a sniper match involving the people on Andrew's floor who do nothing all day except practice sniping. 0.2 seconds later, "Logan is sniped by AIDS" I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Dec 13, 2005 13:30:03 GMT -6
Logan respawns 1,468 times before finally killing Andrew. Nonetheless... I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 13, 2005 16:13:36 GMT -6
Andrew takes a rocket launcher and blows logan's toe off. Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Dec 13, 2005 16:29:34 GMT -6
(toeless) Logan gets disability insurance... I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 16, 2005 21:12:39 GMT -6
Andrew blows his own head off and gets more disability insurrance. (headless) Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Dec 17, 2005 18:43:29 GMT -6
Logan replaces Andrew's head with a cabbage... (cabbage) Andrew is eaten by a swarm of hungry rabbits I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 18, 2005 20:43:01 GMT -6
The rabbits don't eat Logan. Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Dec 18, 2005 22:48:49 GMT -6
The rabbits multiply exponentially causing them to eventually form a compact body expanding faster than the speed of light. Since this violates the laws of physics, a number of physicis are upset and start doing absurd things like breaking the laws of gravity. Logan, who briefly considered being a math-physics double major before deciding instead that he would much rather be a medieval poetry major recites a short Gegorian chant before teleporting himself to the giant throne in the Death Star. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 19, 2005 12:05:27 GMT -6
But then Darth Sidieous looks over at Logan and says, "Get off my Death Star!"
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Post by zoel32 on Dec 19, 2005 16:01:08 GMT -6
but then Logan forces Darth Sideous to watch twelve hours of the television show Trading Spaces Darth Sidious decides to become an evil interior designer. I sieze control of the Death Star and use it to rule the galaxy with fear of obliviation. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 19, 2005 23:00:28 GMT -6
But when when news of Darth Sideous the evil interior designer gets out, the entire galaxy is suddenly gets transfixed upon this horrible delima. Suddenly Darth Sideous gets all the news coverage, and the only point at which Logan is featured in is what is his connection with him. Utterly depressed that all his efforts for galactic domination have gone unoticed due to the rampages of an evil interior designer, Logan commits suicide by paper cutting himself to death. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Dec 21, 2005 14:33:30 GMT -6
I got a papercut helping Corey move... Corey and Logan unite to destroy Darth Sideous by forcing him to become a Catholic Pentecostal and then letting the media tear him apart. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 21, 2005 15:56:24 GMT -6
But the media finds some difficulty in this task as Darth Sideous seems to be really tough meat. Andrew hates eating tough meat and catilidge. He takes the cartilidge and strangles Logan with it. Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Dec 21, 2005 22:04:37 GMT -6
Logan beats Andrew at Mario Cart I RULE ALL
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