HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 12, 2005 20:38:05 GMT -6
Oh yeah, well you rule all. Logan rules all!
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Post by zoel on Oct 13, 2005 12:24:37 GMT -6
No I don't, Mr Pawlicki does.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 19, 2005 10:28:17 GMT -6
Yeah, well Mr. Pawlicki still hasn't read your book. That and he's a dog-killer! The letter L rules all.
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Post by zoel on Oct 19, 2005 12:33:04 GMT -6
This episode of Sesame Street... err Genius Wars.. has been brought to you by the letter L. The letter L pulls out Andrew's eyeballs and uses them to play ping-pong with.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 19, 2005 14:40:11 GMT -6
But then suddenly th-gnraiopngrongrngrejlvn fubpnre8th439phbfg fafdhfjds;ahgreog!!!!!!! 86gically, I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Oct 19, 2005 20:29:59 GMT -6
well, you would if it wasn't for akhdfh;lal;dafl;hano a5 52 354a a f 42
I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 21, 2005 10:49:17 GMT -6
0/0=42.... 1+1=3 1=0 But seven ate nine... and then eats Logan for desert. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Oct 22, 2005 22:00:49 GMT -6
(dessert) Logan sneaks into a pastrey convention disguised as a cream-puff and steals all of the doughnuts. Now in control of the world's doughnut supplies, he soon gains mastery over the worlds policemen as well. Finally, in a bold and confrontational mood, he arrests everyone under the age of seven for disturbing the peace and converts them into an army of small children so terrifying no force can oppose it and conquers the world. I RULE ALL.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 23, 2005 12:25:45 GMT -6
Andrew then stands upon a hill facing the army, a knife to Barney's throat. He will kill Barney if they don't surrender. Amazingly, they all do, leaving both Andrew and Logan in a state of shock. Andrew recovers from it first however and decapitates Logan with a swimming noodle. Being thouroghly disgusted by the children's affection for Barney, he simply nukes the whole lot of them. And then for fun he nukes Palm Beach, killing all the rich people there and depriving the Democrats of half their campaign funding. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Oct 24, 2005 14:16:32 GMT -6
Palm beach was then hit by the 42nd hurricane this year causing a number of unusual things to happen including the fact that a man in Ireland spilt his cup of tea on the neighbor's dog causing the dog to yelp in pain so loudly that a different neighbor called the police and accused the man of torturing the poor dog with the blunt end of an asparagus. Naturally the liberal media got wind of the story and promptly exaggerated it claiming that dogs around the world were being beaten with asparagus and forced to undergo periods of prolonged sleep deprivation. Logan destorys the liberal media and takes over the world. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 27, 2005 16:50:49 GMT -6
Media... Medium... A Medium arrives at Logan's house and offers to give Logan a reading. She also says that she can make the reading more accurate if he gives her his credit card and social security numbers. He does, and she gives a reading, "You will realize a serious error in the future." With Logan bankrupt, Andrew acquires a Super-Soaker and demands the world surrender. They bow before the might of my might water-gun. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Oct 28, 2005 10:59:18 GMT -6
aha, but Logan quickly gains control of a hose soaking Andrew and all who follow him. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 29, 2005 22:55:44 GMT -6
But then Dave Stevenson shoves Logan aside and sprays Logan with it. Now powerless, Logan is unable to withstand the might of my mighty swimming noodle. I rule all, and Dave gets to rule the hose.
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Post by zoel on Nov 2, 2005 12:05:54 GMT -6
Dave is awsome! Andrew is beaten over the head with his own noodle. I RULE ALL
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Post by The Radical Communist on Nov 7, 2005 19:44:37 GMT -6
But then they run out of noodles. Andrew gets spagetti. Logan gets old Spagettioes... I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Nov 8, 2005 5:58:51 GMT -6
Logan pushes Andrew off a cliff. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 8, 2005 20:11:20 GMT -6
Andrew pushes Logan out of a jet seven miles up. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Nov 9, 2005 14:37:48 GMT -6
Logan lands in a haystack. I RULE ALL.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 9, 2005 20:05:00 GMT -6
Which is promptly lit ablaze by Andrew. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Nov 9, 2005 20:20:17 GMT -6
(flaming) Logan is mistaken for an Aztec God. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 9, 2005 22:15:54 GMT -6
But then the Conquitodors come and smash all the idols and stop the sacrifices draining (Aztec god) Logan of all his powers. This done, he is taken back to Spain and put to death via the Spannish Inquisition. His doom comes with the Comfy Chair...
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Post by zoel on Nov 10, 2005 18:13:18 GMT -6
But then at the last moment he jumps onto a Chesterfield Sofa belonging to a guy named eddy and suddenly appears at a cricket match. Andrew is the most horrible bowler ever. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 11, 2005 19:30:32 GMT -6
Andrew is better than Logan at bowling. In any case Andrew drops a bowling ball on Logan's head. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Nov 12, 2005 20:24:42 GMT -6
Logan uses Andrew head as a bowling ball. I RULE ALL.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 15, 2005 17:11:11 GMT -6
The bowling pit sorting type machiene eats Logan. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Nov 17, 2005 15:03:24 GMT -6
Logan gets a strike. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 17, 2005 18:11:28 GMT -6
"Yer out!" cries the umpire. Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Nov 18, 2005 18:43:19 GMT -6
Logan becomes E[Umpire]er I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 18, 2005 23:04:13 GMT -6
But then 5000 cows suddenly stormed onto the scene and...
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Post by zoel on Nov 19, 2005 0:05:19 GMT -6
Eat all of the hay...
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