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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Jan 15, 2004 17:43:38 GMT -6
This is where worshippers of the frenzied she camel sect can come and worship me. As it turns out Saucy Lamb Shanks is now the high priest for this sect. That's right, I have my own worshippers! So, if you would like to worship me, rather than just respect my authority as MOHC, please feel free to join.
And you will be under the direction of Saucy Lamb Shanks!
By joining this sect you can have instant salvation, in the event you drink the saliva of a frenzied she camel.
That is all little ones.
TheGirl ;D
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Post by SaucyLambShanks on Jan 15, 2004 18:14:07 GMT -6
A frenzied she-camel, coursing near and far,
breaking away toward the desert,
Snuffing the wind in her ardor --
who can restrain her lust?
No beasts need tire themselves seeking her;
in her month they will meet her.
wooo!
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Jan 15, 2004 19:05:23 GMT -6
Why thank you my dear priest. YOu shall be blessed for this!
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Post by The Admin on Jan 15, 2004 19:33:51 GMT -6
That was out of the bible, wasn't it?
How dare you so offend Weluvducsoha...
you ought to have cited it out of the KJV version!
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Jan 15, 2004 19:59:18 GMT -6
it is from the bible....down iwth king james!
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Post by SaucyLambShanks on Jan 15, 2004 22:54:35 GMT -6
for Jamesophiles:
Thou art a swift dromedary traversing her ways; A wild ass used to the wilderness, that snuffeth up the wind at her pleasure; in her occasion who can turn her away? all they that seek her will not weary themselves; in her month they shall find her.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 16, 2004 11:45:51 GMT -6
Hurrah! KJV
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 16, 2004 17:44:03 GMT -6
I have decided to start some sort of religious document. I know! It can be our creation story!! ;D
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Post by SaucyLambShanks on Jan 16, 2004 18:40:06 GMT -6
So TheGirl, I think the Frenzied She-Camel Sect should really be the Tantric version of Weluvducsoha. Meaning we do everything mainstream Weluvducsoha tells us not to do in order to get closer to the duck more quickly. So we should eat ducks and stuff and break all those commandments and have a rollicking good ritual time.
sls
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Post by Swanson on Jan 16, 2004 19:05:05 GMT -6
yeah!!!, but, you can't break some of them, and you can't help break others, so your plan is a teeny bit flawed, but I like it none the less! Saucy lamb Shakes, what is your opinion on the kjv, is it just another way to control the masses, or the key to salvation, of all people here, you should know...
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Post by The Admin on Jan 16, 2004 20:11:10 GMT -6
Thou shall not eat cucumbers, in a house, during a monsoon, without the aid of a spork
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Post by ionix on Jan 16, 2004 23:32:40 GMT -6
Thou shalt not break this commandment.
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BillyBob
rubber duckie
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
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Post by BillyBob on Jan 17, 2004 10:46:49 GMT -6
Here is an idea, lets throw pies at ducs and gnomes. That would be fun  |
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Jan 17, 2004 15:40:55 GMT -6
possibly...I may have tothink on this...
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 24, 2004 12:53:22 GMT -6
So is this somewhat like Ianism? Where you pretty much are the same as Mainstream except in one or two small areas?
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Post by SaucyLambShanks on Jan 24, 2004 15:01:38 GMT -6
A late reply for Swanson:
Possibly a bit of each. I think it's really the serious attempt of a set of people to explain the mystery of life and death. There's quite a lot of good in it -- nice teachings and things -- but, of course, as with any religion, time changes it all irrevocably and again, as with any religion, the religion practiced today doesn't necessarily have much in common with the original intent. The same holds true for Islam, Judaism, Daoism, even Buddhism. Probably not the "key to salvation", but not a bad attempt (in its original form) to find the key. No black-and-white conclusions on this topic.
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Post by SaucyLambShanks on Jan 24, 2004 15:15:07 GMT -6
Certainly not. As per the post on Tantrism, we do everything we are not supposed to do. However, we have mainstream hearts.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 25, 2004 16:17:19 GMT -6
And besides that, are you the court of the MOHC?
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Jan 25, 2004 16:43:49 GMT -6
Swanson again.
wow, for the third time in five Miniutes, you really are dumbass! wow! That's impresively stupid! Why would the molestor of the High cleave need a court?
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 6, 2004 13:55:40 GMT -6
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Post by The Admin on Jun 7, 2004 13:50:24 GMT -6
Maybe we should just close up all these old threads...
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jun 7, 2004 18:50:10 GMT -6
No!  |
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Post by The Admin on Jun 13, 2004 20:22:33 GMT -6
Don't press the issue or I'll have to close them just to spite you...
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Oct 24, 2004 17:44:59 GMT -6
I guess the Frezied She Camel Sect no longer exists, it has been outlasted by THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE PIE!!
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Nov 15, 2004 19:26:17 GMT -6
Not a fucking chance.
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Post by The Admin on Nov 15, 2004 19:34:25 GMT -6
Lol!
you go, (theGirl)!
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Nov 17, 2004 18:37:34 GMT -6
Why thank you for the support Logan! You adorable mathematical genius you!  |
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Post by The Admin on Nov 17, 2004 20:23:06 GMT -6
always glad to support a fellow enemy of PIE  |
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Nov 19, 2004 18:24:57 GMT -6
You're so cute when you're not looking at me like I'm retarded and don't understand my math... ;D
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Post by The Admin on Nov 19, 2004 20:29:17 GMT -6
umm... thanks, I think.
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