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Post by Cellery on Feb 26, 2008 21:06:37 GMT -6
I finally got "Ohrwurm" out of my head!
Because of this, it is easy to say that it moved on and infected other people.
Eventually, the entire human population (and parts of france) are infected with it. Me, being immune, offer a cure in exchange for becoming ruler of the earth. On the urge of insanity, humanity (and parts of france) happily agree.
I Rule All!
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Feb 27, 2008 14:50:28 GMT -6
Then Logan fufills their plea for insanity. Logan is assasinated by a space squirrel. I Rule All!!!
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Post by Cellery on Mar 2, 2008 21:44:33 GMT -6
But before the space squirrel can do anything he is assaulted by the floating head of Colonel Sanders.
Naturally, I rule all.
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jul 1, 2008 22:05:21 GMT -6
Colonel Sanders is then mauled by the Taco Bell Chiwowa, violently. I Rule All!
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Post by Cellery on Jul 13, 2008 18:51:01 GMT -6
...I'm pretty sure that dog died.
Not to mention KFC seems to work closely to Taco Bell anyways, so there'd be no reason for them to fight.
But wait, the dog's dead meat, which would make it kinda weird to serve fried animals in front of him. Not to mention the disembodied head of Colonel Sanders floating all over the place...
In an effort to make the restaurant more friendly towards the not-quite-alive customers, KFC/Taco Bell begins to give out more "fresh" meat.
While ordering his meal, a Bull impales Ethan with his horns.
I Rule All!
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I AM THE IZOD!!
High Cleve Person
This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Nov 9, 2008 20:47:33 GMT -6
Wait, if I'm not quite alive, does that mean I'm... unalive? (unalive) Ethan gets his next meal out of a very fresh source. Namely, Logan's...pancreas. I Rule All!!!
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Post by Cellery on Jan 17, 2009 13:30:32 GMT -6
Which immediately secretes enzymes onto Ethan, which eventually leads to Ethan dissolving.
Logan’s pancreas Rules All!
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 7, 2009 22:04:13 GMT -6
Logan's pancreas then gets Type 1 Diabetes, shrivils, and dies. I Rule All!!!
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Post by Cellery on Oct 30, 2011 17:11:08 GMT -6
SURPRISE!
Ethan is scared to death. Don't worry, it's only a saying, he didn't actually die of freight.
He did fall down, though.
Off of a canyon.
I Rule All!
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