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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jun 4, 2004 21:20:41 GMT -6
Very much like a Democrat. Adem went out and campainged for John Kerry...
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Post by The Admin on Jun 5, 2004 17:35:43 GMT -6
But of course Adem was a somewhat moral person and therefore felt bad about telling so many lies about global warming and continuing chaos in iraq, os after a while he decided to..
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jun 7, 2004 19:24:23 GMT -6
Run off and join the Communist party and particiapated at conventions where twelve whole people showed up. He eventually rose to the postion of...
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Post by The Admin on Jun 8, 2004 19:00:32 GMT -6
...Furher. As the leader of Germany he soon discovered that whenever he gave a speech about the evils of the American Empire, small countries pledged their alligance to him...
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jun 27, 2004 19:07:19 GMT -6
Adem then decided to declare war on America after he had amassed the support of countries like Rwanda, Uzbekistan, Andorra, and Monaco...
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Post by The Admin on Oct 21, 2004 17:05:15 GMT -6
Five minutes later, Adem's army was wholly and cruelly smushed into the ground like a bunch of little tiny itty-bitty ants. Seeing as how his military record was now almost as bad as John Kerry's, Adem decided to...
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Oct 22, 2004 17:05:55 GMT -6
Change his name to Hubert.
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Post by The Admin on Oct 23, 2004 20:19:08 GMT -6
Afterwards, Hubert (formerly Adem) decided that he was tired of shaving so instead he was going to...
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Oct 25, 2004 6:33:57 GMT -6
Become a female.
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Post by The Admin on Oct 26, 2004 19:51:03 GMT -6
What Hubert didn't realize was that girls have to shave thier legs, and that legs take even longer to shave then faces, and that you can get even more shaving-cuts if you use a dull razor. After several very painful weeks went by, Hubert realized that...
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Post by ionix on Oct 27, 2004 8:20:41 GMT -6
He changed back into a male.
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Post by The Admin on Oct 27, 2004 20:54:09 GMT -6
A male platypus, that is...
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Nov 1, 2004 15:56:16 GMT -6
A male platapus next to two armies of gnomes with Korean communists intermixed...
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Post by The Admin on Nov 2, 2004 20:49:41 GMT -6
...with a spattering of sweedish fish. Suddenly the sweedish fish consumed the communists, gnomes and platypus leaving only a single...
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Post by ionix on Nov 3, 2004 9:43:52 GMT -6
Che Guavara.
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Post by The Admin on Nov 3, 2004 20:13:07 GMT -6
The Che Guavara upon realizing it was surrounded by an army of sweedish fish decided to...
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Post by xavier486 on Nov 4, 2004 15:27:57 GMT -6
give them make-overs and then shoot them with...
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Nov 6, 2004 20:08:35 GMT -6
Black holes...
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Post by The Admin on Nov 7, 2004 20:31:22 GMT -6
but in fact he was actually just shooting them with rasins. When they realized the Che Guavara was shooting them with rasins, the Sweedish fish...
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 10, 2004 16:37:19 GMT -6
i love math....and worlin!!!! ;D jk
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Post by The Admin on Nov 10, 2004 20:02:28 GMT -6
Ignored the rather random and irrelivent comment, but then proceeded to...
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 10, 2004 22:29:49 GMT -6
proclaim your undying love for worlin? ahhh....the joy of finishing other people's sentences
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Post by The Admin on Nov 11, 2004 14:02:49 GMT -6
And then the sweedish fish, who loved BC, decied to show their love for him by...
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 11, 2004 14:52:48 GMT -6
sorry, i refuse to finish sentences that begin with and....it sort of makes me feel like a hick ;D
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Post by The Admin on Nov 11, 2004 19:23:11 GMT -6
After making this brief excuse for their failure to conform to normal Wisconsinite grammer, the sweedish Fish then proceeded to...
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 11, 2004 20:40:52 GMT -6
scream, "the toast is radioactive and much to soggy"
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 12, 2004 8:41:37 GMT -6
after screaming, "the toast is radioactive and much to soggy" Worlin proceeded to the gym to maintain his hot body.....(at least that's what sarah m. told me to say)
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Nov 13, 2004 16:32:26 GMT -6
But then the toast that was radioactive and much too soggy started following around the new york patie person who promptly died of radiation poinsening...
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Post by new york pattie on Nov 13, 2004 17:16:08 GMT -6
editor's note:
BC- you spelled my name wrong. it's new york patTie....two t's
I would also like to point out that you spelled poisoning wrong.
AND you changed the subject verb tense on the toast is/was radioactive and much too soggy.
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Post by The Admin on Nov 13, 2004 20:35:34 GMT -6
At which point the Sweeish Fish, Worlin, the toast and the Che Guavara all decided to ignore the editorial comments because they had nothing to do with the story. This allowed them to focus on the real problem which was...
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