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Post by zoel on May 24, 2007 19:32:16 GMT -6
by a means more effective than exploding himself? Oh, I get it... I turned into a black hole (black hole) Logan sues Ethan for racism.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jun 12, 2007 13:04:59 GMT -6
Ethan sues Logan for stealing all the light that could be put to good use. I Rule All!!!
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Post by zoel on Jun 18, 2007 13:24:19 GMT -6
Unfortunately, Logan has recently been on a massive campaign destroying all of the evil in the world, one consequence of which was the elimination of all the worlds lawyers...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jul 5, 2007 11:29:26 GMT -6
However, in an ironic turn of events, since there are no longer any lawyers in the world Logan is charged with mass murder and immediately is found guilty. He is thrown into a volcano.
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Post by zoel on Jul 5, 2007 15:37:14 GMT -6
But just before Logan is about to be thrown into the volcano, it erupts killing his would-be-executioners. Logan flees to Chicago where he confronts the one-armed man who killed his wife and proves that he was framed so that the evil prescription drug companies could sell a drug that gives people cancer. Ethan, however, takes the drug before Logan can warn him and dies
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 8, 2007 19:32:41 GMT -6
Logan is shot by an angry postal worker. I Rule All!!!
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Post by zoel on Aug 9, 2007 16:03:25 GMT -6
Logan mails himself to Spain.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 18, 2007 20:45:14 GMT -6
Where he is promptly captured by the Spanish Inquisition, and is put into the comfy chair. Logan dies. I Rule All!!!
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Post by zoel on Aug 18, 2007 21:15:25 GMT -6
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition... Logan doesn't know what he's been accused of. Suddenly the bus the Spanish Inquisition is on drives off of a cliff.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Oct 3, 2007 16:32:05 GMT -6
After this, Logan decides to leave Spain, and gets to Madrid Train Station. Unfortunately, a suicide bomber bombs the station, with Logan inside. Logan dies. I Rule All!!!
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Post by zoel on Oct 3, 2007 20:29:15 GMT -6
Fortunately Logan is still sitting on the comfy chair (which he brought onto the train because it was... well... comfortable). Logan and the chair are thrown out of the train by the force of the blast and end up landing in somebody's pool.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Oct 7, 2007 19:14:55 GMT -6
Logan then discovers that although the chair was very comfy, it was unfortunately, also very heavy, thus Logan sinks to the bottom of the pool and explodes. I Rule All!!!
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Post by zoel on Oct 8, 2007 15:43:03 GMT -6
Fortunately, however, exploding turns out to be a lot of fun. Logan then goes on to teach lots of other people how to explode and uses them to launch a wave of suicide bombings against Ethan.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Nov 7, 2007 14:55:00 GMT -6
However, Logan is suddenly assaulted by exploding Saint Benards. I Rule All!!!
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Post by zoel on Nov 9, 2007 14:34:12 GMT -6
Logan then distracts all of the St. Bernards by opening the little bottles of beer tied around their necks so that they can drink out of them. With all of the St. Bernards tipsy, Logan is able to make a grab for the thrown.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Feb 19, 2008 22:00:01 GMT -6
Unfortunately, because of them getting drunk, the St. Benards start getting horny. They mount Logan. I Rule All!!!
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Post by zoel on Feb 20, 2008 15:24:09 GMT -6
Logan then distracts them by dressing Ethan up as a female St. Bernard and recaptures the thrown.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Feb 27, 2008 14:56:17 GMT -6
Logan immediately leaps up when he discovers a rather...discusting substance on the throne.
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Post by zoel on Feb 27, 2008 19:44:02 GMT -6
...which Ethan, as his slave, is forced to clean up.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Apr 14, 2008 15:22:41 GMT -6
Ethan, as Logan's slave, also has to bring him his food and drink. Ethan spikes Logan's drink with an entire bottle of laxative. While on the "throne" for days, the "throne" suddenly explodes, killing Logan. I Rule All!
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Post by zoel on Apr 14, 2008 16:24:40 GMT -6
Ethan attempts to govern in Logan's absence, but soon discovers that the entire kingdom has been struck by a plague of exploding toilets. Fearing for his life, Ethan refuses to ever take a dump. His bowels explode.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Apr 29, 2008 22:10:53 GMT -6
Then Logan's rule is plagued by exploding bowels.
Logan decides to have his bowels removed. Unfortunately, Logan catches dysentary at this same time. Logan dies because he becomes full of crap. I Rule All!!!
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Post by zoel on May 1, 2008 14:14:52 GMT -6
Fortunately, this enables Logan to win lots of debate rounds.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 28, 2008 21:01:04 GMT -6
But Logan is suddenly confronted by the Oompa Loompa DA, and Logan is unable to defeat it because it is full of more crap. I Rule All!!!
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Post by zoel on May 30, 2008 14:45:13 GMT -6
The sheer amount of crap in the room where the debate is being held is so great that it causes the very fabric of space-time to rip, creating a massive brown hole into which all sanity and reason are being sucked. With all reason removed from the world, Logan is soon able to convince people that pigs fly thus he should be elected dictator of the universe.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jun 12, 2008 19:55:21 GMT -6
Logan is suddenly confronted by what appears to be a humpback whale walking around on legs. Realizing that this is what evolutionists believe, Logan also realizes that now everyone will believe in evolution. Seeing the gaping hole the universe is being sucked into, God destroys the universe. I Rule All!
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Post by zoel on Jun 13, 2008 13:55:20 GMT -6
feeling merciful, however, God first creates a new universe and sends all of the good people into it. Since this category clearly includes Logan but not Ethan, Logan easily conquers this new universe becoming ruler of all.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jul 1, 2008 21:35:37 GMT -6
However, God decides that the Universe is NOT good, thus he decides to end it, and send people to Heaven. Unfortunately for Logan, Logan doesn't get away in time. His existence is ended. I Rule All!
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Post by zoel on Jul 7, 2008 5:53:00 GMT -6
Fortunately for Logan, however, he simply writes himself back into existence.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 3, 2008 19:43:31 GMT -6
Logan then decides existence is a horrible thing so he decides to destroy it. He creates a machine that declares to the Universe that the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything was 41. The Universe implodes with a great, wet, slurp, Logan's own existence vanishing with it. I Rule All!
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