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Post by The Admin on Jun 10, 2004 19:23:53 GMT -6
I'm a cat!? In ancient times, cats were revered as [SWMBN]s![like SWMNBN] I smite E with my flaming meow of death! I rule all
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 4, 2004 15:59:14 GMT -6
The Egyption(can't spell) civilization thought cats were the gaurdians of the underworld. Logan is sent to hell. I RULE ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by The Admin on Sept 23, 2004 20:32:59 GMT -6
But it turns out that the underworld is actually a really neat place to live, especially since I'm there now... Zoel decides to take over earth anyway and does so with a giant army of undead cats. I RULE ALL
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Feb 9, 2005 18:42:54 GMT -6
THE UNDEAD CAT HUNTERS!!!Oh no. They specialize in eratecating undead cats.
I rule all!!!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 11, 2005 17:10:45 GMT -6
As I said in the Genius Wars thread, don't post here. This thread in particular is a war between Zoel and IZOD so hands off!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 12, 2005 15:22:14 GMT -6
Let me lay it out for you... You can post all you want on these two threads, but eventually all your garbage posts are just going to get deleted and we can get past your crap.
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Post by zoel on Mar 13, 2005 17:15:58 GMT -6
Logan was not only an undead cat, he was also a jedi. He easily killed the undead cat hunters. I RULE ALL
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Post by zoel on Mar 18, 2005 19:50:52 GMT -6
[aside] Sorry, Sarah. This is an Izod and I only zone. [aside]
Logan spontaniously reappears and demands that Izod pay tribute to his awesomeness.
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Apr 10, 2005 13:16:14 GMT -6
And then Logan spontaniously commbusts I RULE ALL!!!
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Post by zoel on Apr 10, 2005 20:48:43 GMT -6
But while still on fire, Logan runs into a bunker full of fireworks causing it to explode. The explosion kills Izod who happened to be outside trying to find his way to the nearest pop-vending machine. I RULE ALL.
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Apr 23, 2005 21:12:41 GMT -6
E. happened to be mad a the vending machine because it wouldn't give him the goods he paid for, eventially getting into a fight with it and rolling into the nearby lake before the explosion,but when he got out he was socking wet. He went home and there he...
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Post by zoel on Apr 26, 2005 17:55:23 GMT -6
Was confronted by his mother who insisted that he take a bath. Ethan tried to protest, saying that he had just been in a lake, but his mother would hear nothing of it. While Ethan was in the tub enjoying the copious amounts of suds and singing to his rubberduckie, Logan screctly snuck into his bedroom and put a bomb in his bed. Unbeknownst to Logan, Ethan's friend Bob (who does not exist) gets into the bed, causing it and himself to explode. The explosion does no harm to Bob (He doesn't exist, how can he possibly be hurt?) but it does convince Logan that Ethan is now dead. Logan jumps up on the table in a beer hall and announces that the revolution has begun but suddenly Ethan (who has now finshed his bath and is somewhat clean) appears. Logan reaches for the nearest bazooka and blows Ethan's head off.
I RULE ALL.
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jul 11, 2005 12:04:16 GMT -6
(plant) E. maurades passing spaceships, including one with L. on it. I RULE ALL!!
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Post by zoel on Jul 13, 2005 20:26:02 GMT -6
L. kills Izod with the world's largest bottle of round-up.
I RULE ALL.
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jul 24, 2005 14:17:11 GMT -6
Enough with complexities, E shoots L. I RULE ALL!!
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Post by zoel on Jul 28, 2005 13:19:34 GMT -6
...with a watergun L. takes out a flamethrower and shoots back. L. | E. |
I RULE ALL.
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 11, 2005 22:00:45 GMT -6
I shot you with a water gun full of bb's.
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Post by zoel on Aug 13, 2005 19:55:32 GMT -6
and I shot you with a flamethrower. Enough said... Logan summons a giant armada of death olives and smites Ethan to bits
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 4, 2005 22:32:23 GMT -6
Then I summon a weapon that shreads the very fabric of time. Naturally this makes L. not exist and therefore I make myself into a god. 8-)I RULE ALL!!!
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Post by zoel on Sept 5, 2005 10:56:41 GMT -6
Ah, but spacetime isn't actually a fabric.... it's more of a fleshy-material, kind of like the inside of a cantelope... (gardener) Logan smashes a cantelope in Ethan's face.
I RULE ALL
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 11, 2005 20:26:28 GMT -6
E. smashes L. with a finger flick.
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Post by zoel on Sept 12, 2005 11:02:22 GMT -6
Ethan gets his finger stuck in a blender...
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Oct 17, 2005 21:31:39 GMT -6
Logan gets his finger stuck in a sewer... ewww!
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Post by zoel on Oct 18, 2005 16:44:10 GMT -6
Logan forces Ethan to lick his finger... Ethan gets Ecoli and dies...
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Oct 18, 2005 21:05:49 GMT -6
Logan also gets infected with E's icky germs and dies.
(P.S. Guten Tag Logan who is back home for the week.)
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Post by zoel on Oct 19, 2005 12:41:46 GMT -6
No, because Logan makes anti-botics out of the mold growing on Andrew's unwashed laundry and cures himself. I RULE ALL.
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Nov 4, 2005 20:02:45 GMT -6
Anti-botics? So... Logan happens to be a robot, and Logan developed Anti-botics. So Logan dies. I RULE ALL!!!
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Post by zoel on Nov 5, 2005 18:47:05 GMT -6
WTFU!?!?!?!? Antibiotics kill microbes, not robots. Oh well... (microbe) Logan infects Izod and kills him. I RULE ALL
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Dec 22, 2005 22:13:59 GMT -6
([microbe] microbe) Ethan infects (microbe) Logan. I RULE ALL!!!
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Post by zoel on Dec 26, 2005 23:02:47 GMT -6
([{([{.....(microbe) microbe} microbe] microbe) microbe}.....microbe) Izod is so tiny that he ceases to exist entirely. I RULE ALL.
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